Try this one... You'll have to copy and Paste, but it'll make you laugh......

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=15608162

It looks amusing but I will have to wait some one stole my speakers and my laptop

If you need the weather don't get it from this guy.

Racist! You are being racist and anti-Haitianismo as well!

The Stove Idiot!!!.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vFQkfJAUn8

Everybody can call it what they like. I just call it something funny and like the tittle says "Something to laugh about....". but i know some will call me racist because of it but thats fine i'm just exercising my freedom of speech

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and three children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind."

"Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.”

"You'll really love my place,

"The grass is almost a foot high"

Subject: Fw: Home Depot Scam


Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or
your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two very hot girls come over to your car as you are
packing your shopping into it. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask
you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the
backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs
over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the
other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th
& 24th. Also June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 24th, three
times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale $2.99 each

Dobbsy:

Good ones!!!!

thouigh the grass one seems to be autobiographical of Goulet Colonial !

Hows this Glim .?...FROM A FEMALE ACQUAINTANCE...



I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I
looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual
about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital
status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , 'Yes you are correct . But
how on earth did you know that?'


The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.