That's what I'm talking about!!! Finally a breath of fresh air!!! Some one with a lot of common sense...... With that being said; I hope you like my Red Sox?

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand expect one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?"

"I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Red Sox fan?"

"Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I'm a Red Sox fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were a moron and your dad were a moron,
what would you be then?"

"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan."

Let's make no mistakes here, even though my beloved Yankees have been playing like "PUSSYMEN" when playing Boston this year, let's not forget they are STILL the Yankees and los demas son los demas.

Don't believe me?......check their history stats.

Honey, they've been playing like "pussymen" and I litterally quote you, with most teams..... What was that???? Oh yeah! Yankees SUCK!!!

A Red Sox fan with a video camera makes his way through the Yankee Stadium bleachers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwBa3XA3Sl4

You will get no argument from me about the way they ae playing this year.....although we are not even halfway......but I will tell you the same thing I tell my Red SUCKS fan friends:

Talk when they have won my World Series than the Yankees ANNNNNNND
When the Yankees go almost 100 years without winning a World Series. JAJAJAJA.

Like I say, the Yankees are THE YANKEES and the rest are just that, the rest.

Sure! Whatever you say darling.....

Now! This is so funny! Now, Am I supposed to be pissed off by this? Cause all you've done is make me smile! I love it!!! Can't expect less from the typical Rude-No Class New Yorkers.....

Weeeeelllllll, I am not the only saying it......every single baseball fan is also saying it........ AND ALLLLL Boston fans should be saying it too....because, after all, the "baseball history books" don't lie.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM BOSTON WHEN...

You're anal, neurotic, pessimistic and stubborn.

You think if someone is nice to you, they must want something or are from out of town.

You think of Philadelphia as the Midwest.

You don't think you have an attitude.

Just hearing the words "New York" puts you in an angry mood.

You still can't bear to watch highlights from game 6 of the 1986

You think it's your God-given right to cut someone off in traffic.

You think three straight days of 90+ temperatures is a heatwave.

You think there are only 25 letters in the alphabet (no R's).

All your pets are named after Celtics or Bruins.

You refer to 6 inches of snow as a "dusting."

You always 'bang a left' as soon as the light turns green, and oncoming traffic always expects it.

Everything in town is "a five minute walk."

When out of town, you think the natives of the area are all whacked.

You have no idea what the word compromise means.

World Series.
You believe using your turn signal is a sign of weakness.

You don't realize that you walk and talk twice as fast as everyone else.

Your favorite adjective is "wicked."

You think the Kennedy's are misunderstood.

You think 63 degree ocean water is warm.