be my guest!

"Mr. Madison what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

-Billy Madison

A quote that crosses my mind way too often on the internet

Albert-
"Look at you. You're black, you're poor, you're ugly, you're a woman. You're nothin' at all!"

Celie -
[on leaving the farm in Shug's car, shouting to Albert] "I'm poor, black, I might even be ugly, but dear God, I'm here. I'm here."

-From The Color Purple

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
- The Godfather.

Excellent choice Dani! I can't believe I forgot about Al Pacino & The Godfather!

"What are you prepared to do"__Sean Connery in the Untouchables.

"just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in"__Al Pacino in Godfather 3 (or was it Carlito's way)?

" if i was half the man i was five years ago, i'd take a flame thrower to this place". Al Pacino, from Scent Of a Woman, one of the best movies of all time, in my humble opinion. those who have not seen it, run out and get it today!

Al pacino has had some good ones.

"say hello to my little friend"___Scarface

"LAPD, we've been made"___Heat

"I got an idea though, i got an idea.. Why don't ya'll, take that badge.. and shove it up your ass, all up in your ass.. im LAPD" - Chris Tucker Rush Hour1

'You don't got nothing to do with your life. Why don't you get a job? Work with lepers. Blind kids. Anything's gotta be better than lying around all day waiting for me to f*ck you.' SCARFACE

You're all assholes. You know why?
'Cause none of you got the guts to be
what you want to be.
You need people like me so you can
point your fingers and say 'hey
there's the bad guy!' So what does
that make you? Good guys? Don't
kid yourselves. You're no better'n
me. You just know how to hide --
and how to lie. Me I don't have
that problem. I always tell the
truth -- even when I lie.
So say good night to the bad guy...
You're never gonna see a bad guy
like me again.SCARFACE

Who is the judge?
The judge is God.
Why is he God?
Because he decides whether I win or lose, not my opponent.
Who is your opponent?
He doesn't exist.
Why does he not exist?
Because he is just a mere dissenting voice to the truth I speak.GREAT DEBATERS

oh and one of my favorites

In Texas, they lynch negroes. My teammates and I saw a man strung up by his neck -- and set on fire. We drove through a lynch mob, pressed our faces against the floorboard. I looked at my teammates. I saw the fear in their eyes; and worse -- the shame. What was this negro's crime that he should be hung, without trial, in a dark forest filled with fog? Was he a thief? Was he a killer? Or just a negro? Was he a sharecropper? A preacher? Were his children waiting up for him? And who were we to just lie there and do nothing? No matter what he did, the mob was the criminal. But the law did nothing -- just left us wondering why. My opponent says, "Nothing that erodes the rule of law can be moral." But there is no rule of law in the Jim Crow South, not when negroes are denied housing, turned away from schools, hospitals -- and not when we are lynched.Saint Augustine said,[B] "An unjust law is no law at all," which means I have a right, even a duty, to resist -- with violence or civil disobedience. You should pray I choose the latter. GREAT DEBATERS

ANYTHING FROM PACINO PESCI DI NERO ARE QUOTABLE