by the way gladiatior or gladiorcita!!! why do you have to be a carbon copy of your lover generoso??? at least he has more class than you. by the way are you an altar boy??? fred says that he ministers to many of them so i was wondering if you were under his juristiction? by the way why do you have to be a llorona over me and papa who by the way had you looking like ropa vieja after he got through with you. not to mention the pm's that you sent him like some obsessed pajaro igual k los trolls or should i say you are de verdad! go ahead and rescue your papi because you have been gone for a while and now finally and i mean finally you have been farted out. ,mind your buisness and find a friend because nobody takes any intrest on fakes and carbon copies of those who know nothing of patria. hey do you sing? why don't you sing me that song about el negrito de batey!!!! come on now i know you know that song because you are a wannabe elite!!!!!!

why do you have to call your son a name that you din't even give him???? we all know that after you farted him out you named him FARTACUS!!!!!

PERO CON MAS PLATANO AND I MEAN PLATANO!!! i thought i heard a rumor that they reffered to you as el lightswitch!!!!!

"In certain circles the word is considered merely a common profanity with an often humorous connotation. For example, a person may be referred to as a 'fart', or an 'old fart', not necessarily depending on the person's age. This may convey the sense that a person is boring or overly fussy and be intended as an insult, mainly when used in the second or third person. For example '"he's a boring old fart!" However the word may be used as a colloquial term of endearment or in an attempt at humorous self-deprecation (e.g., in such phrases as "I know I'm just an old fart" or "you do like to fart about!". 'Fart' is often only used as a term of endearment when the subject is personally well known to the user. In both cases though, it tends to refer to personal habits or traits that the user considers to be a negative feature of the subject, even when it is a self-reference. For example, when concerned that a person is being overly methodical they might say 'I know I'm being an old fart', potentially to forestall negative thoughts and opinions in others. When used in an attempt to be offensive, the word is still considered vulgar, but it remains a mild example of such an insult. This usage dates back to the Medieval period, where the phrase 'not worth a fart' would be applied to an item held to be worthless".

Eassy there, GrandpaTROLL.....I made it about me because you replied to MY post saying: "do not take offense when I tell you......".

So there.

Do you feel more foolish now?.

And yes, I agree, many here can't handle the truth.......why do you think the POTROS hate me so much?.

What do you mean I am wrong about Tequila?........all I said was that people think that ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Mexicans drink it....and that's not true.

So relax.

And while doing do, PLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS go swin at an alcohol-filled pool and drink all the "water". JAJAJAJA.

Anybody seen Johnny Ventura's POTROS?.

Is the BOOOO!!GEYMAN making them drunks?. JAJAJAJAJA.

Dear Blutarsky
I am currently unemployed so my girlfriend buys all my drinks. Every day it gets a little harder to swallow, literally. I feel like I’m trading my pride for booze. What should I do?
—Guilty But Thirsty

Dear Guilty:
Listen, pal, this is a column for people with problems, not a forum for bragging.

Dear Blutarsky
I’m in the military, and my favorite drinking buddy was recently forced to attend AA meetings, and I have a feeling I may be on the same road. Apparently they can do that. I was wondering what pointers you could give me to combat their rhetoric and possibly save my good drinking buddy, one of the greatest drunks this world has ever known.
—Still Searching for a Decent Bar in Middle Georgia

Dear Still Searching:
Just as it’s harder to get sucked into a movie when someone has told you the entire plot line, you’ll have a much better chance of surviving AA if you know exactly how their gig goes down.

First, be aware that AA uses the same effective techniques a lot of other successful cults use. Second, their approach is very subtle, so you have to stay on your toes.

Right off the bat, they will encourage you to admit you’re an alcoholic. Now, you and I might consider the tag a hard-earned badge of honor, but to this gang it means victim. Next they will try to get you to believe that you are a powerless victim. That alcohol is not, in fact, the means to a good time, but rather a terrible tyrant you never had a chance against from the start.

Finally, they will try to convince you that you will always be a powerless victim, right up to the day you die.

That’s how it works. First they take away your identity, then your self-determination, then your hope.

Remind you of anything? That’s right: basic training. The difference being, the military is interested in creating aggressive soldiers, while A.A. seeks to create powerless slaves.

Fortunately, those forced to attend A.A. usually arrive with their self-esteem still intact. And because of that, your first instinct will be open defiance. Resist that feeling. First, it’s hard to maintain, because they’re all so damned nice and caring. See, all they want to do is protect you from that big mean bottle that so effortlessly kicked all of their asses up and down the street of life. And since they couldn’t handle it, they figure you can’t either. If you tell them you don’t have a problem with the booze, they’ll counterattack with hugs and gentle speeches and smug little frowns. What’s worse, they’ll make a project out of you.

Subterfuge is the smarter path. Remember what you learned in basic training: keep a low profile. Don’t draw attention to yourself. Never volunteer information. If they ask you to make a testimonial, do not launch into those drinking stories you like telling at the bar. They will detect the relish in your voice and try their damnedest to squash it. Instead, tell the most boring and mundane stories you can think of. Make them think you have as much personality as the chair you're sitting on.

All the while, keep this in mind: you have absolutely nothing in common with these people. You are an Olympic athlete forced to attend an Overeaters Anonymous meeting. They are the defeated, the weak, the forlorn. Where they failed, you succeed. Your self-esteem is your best defense, keep it intact and you’ll graduate with flying colors and an undiminished taste for alcohol.

One final caveat: don’t try to free any of the slaves. Though they will never admit it, they are slaves by choice and not the sort of people you’d want to drink with.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepa, look who slimed her way over here.......none other than "popo"....JAJAJAJAJA.

What's the matter, sugar, still mad at your BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!GEYMAN?.

Oooooh, la pobre.

Any chance you could cry me a river?. JAJAJAJAJAJAJA.

Darling "popo", are you still MAD as hell that I am still around?.......

Listen, gladiatorcita, how much for you to send me another threatening PM?.....

Come on, PLISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS send me another one........be a good "popo"...Pretty PLIIIIIIIIIIIS.

Btw, "popo", what happened to ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL your posts?. JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.

AVE MARIA PURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISIMA, PERO QUE MALO SOY CON LOS HATERS!.

Btw, "popo" and with all seriousness, I have a CD for you.........but it only has 2 songs.........which I selected just for you........let me tell you their title:

1- 'It's raining men, Alleluyah"....and
2- "I am a dancing queen".

You like?.

popo is likened unto something that is not pleasing to the nostrils. he has the ability to turn peoples faces into ugly ones. he dosen't have anyfriends so he envies anybody that has company. him and grandpa think that they are some tag team. are they the hart foundation????