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#161 - Posted 7 November 2009, 7:56 AM
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Top Ten Signs Your Starship Captain is a Drunkard

10.) When Spock mind probes him, Spock gets hammered.

9.) Wakes up next to a Klingon chick at least once a week.

8.) Starts the ship’s self-destruct sequence just to f-ck with the yeoman who blew him off in the officer’s lounge.

7.) Each time you discover a new planet he tells Spock to scan the surface for cheap scotch and loose females.

6.) The first thing he says when negotiating with Romulans is, “So, what’s the ale situation?”

5.) McCoy tells him, “I’m a doctor, Jim, not a bartender!”

4.) He keeps slipping down to the engineering room to “discuss ancient Scottish traditions” with Scotty.

3.) Giggles every time Spock says they should launch a “deep space probe.”

2.) Whenever a female yeoman brings him a clipboard he tries to open a tab.

1.) Is willing to make beer runs into the neutral zone.
Edited on 11/7/2009 7:57 AM by Blutarsky.
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#162 - Posted 7 November 2009, 8:36 AM
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THE FIRST DRINK OF THE DAY ......http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRVhevmDwlk
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#163 - Posted 7 November 2009, 12:13 PM
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YOU KNOW YOU RE A DRUNKARD WHEN

You have to go to court to find out what happened.

You’ve talked the monkey on your back into chipping in on bar tabs.

You’ve been 86’d from detox.

The only time Shane MacGowan looks sober is when he’s standing next to you.

You see nothing ironic in chasing your daily vitamins with a water glass full of whiskey.

Your office chair is a barstool.

You own three beer bong patents.

You only drink socially, except when you’re alone.

You can’t stand tomato juice but love those Bloody Marys.

You don’t need to hire a personal trainer to encourage you to start running because cops do it for free.

Your PhD. thesis in political science was titled, “I Could So Outdrink Ted Kennedy.”

You get indignant if a wedding reception has a cash bar. Especially if the reception was hard to sneak into.

The simple act of returning an empty keg can spiral into an big emotional scene.

You started taking scuba lessons when you learned that the Titanic went down with 500 cases of Bass Ale.
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#164 - Posted 7 November 2009, 7:31 PM
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YOU KNOW YOU RE A DRUNKARD WHEN

You have to go to court to find out what happened.

You’ve talked the monkey on your back into chipping in on bar tabs.

You’ve been 86’d from detox.

The only time Shane MacGowan looks sober is when he’s standing next to you.

You see nothing ironic in chasing your daily vitamins with a water glass full of whiskey.

Your office chair is a barstool.

You own three beer bong patents.

You only drink socially, except when you’re alone.

You can’t stand tomato juice but love those Bloody Marys.

You don’t need to hire a personal trainer to encourage you to start running because cops do it for free.

Your PhD. thesis in political science was titled, “I Could So Outdrink Ted Kennedy.”

You get indignant if a wedding reception has a cash bar. Especially if the reception was hard to sneak into.

The simple act of returning an empty keg can spiral into an big emotional scene.

You started taking scuba lessons when you learned that the Titanic went down with 500 cases of Bass Ale.
Is this your way of telling me you are not inviting las vainas esas?.

Goulet, guess what I am drinking RIGHT NOW, with some friends?.

Noooooo, not what the POTROS drink, I'll that cheap stuff for those who can't afford them, I am having a "sip" of Remy, celebrating the Yankees win.....

Want some?. JAJAJAJAJA.
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#165 - Posted 8 November 2009, 8:21 AM
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...Page......2..................Bouncers have a special headlock named after you.

Gin is your tonic.

You joined AA because you heard you could get sponsorship for your drinking.

Your first tree fort had a wet bar.

You’ve never been out of the country, but you frequently visit Twevlepackistan.

You like to think your friends call you a “big, fucking sponge” because you can absorb so much alcohol.

Your donated blood is only given to people over the age of 21.

Your best friends and worst enemies are all bartenders.

Your favorite dive is so dark you can’t tell when you’re blacked out.

Your dentist is afraid to drill in your mouth for fear of an unexpected spark.

“Taking the edge off” usually means waking up on your lawn.

You’ve stopped drinking, but only when you’re asleep.

When making punch, you dilute the rum with vodka.

Your plan to move to New Orleans during hurricane season is based entirely upon the possibility of getting “trapped” in a bar.
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#166 - Posted 8 November 2009, 11:20 AM
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Gin is your tonic.

Gouletcito, I have a few questions for you......you will not answer but I know you WILL read them:...........

1- Are you scaring the other BORRACHONES away with your LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG "cut and paste" posts?.

2- Where are you hidding your "best friend", Mirabueno?.......he is missing in action.......(I bet you thought I was going to ask you about YOUr buddy "Gringito", right?....JAJAJAJA).

Btw, tell my "beloved brodel" Generoso I say "hi" and that I drank a "sip" of Limoncello a nombre de el, anoche.....and that I am still looking for that "mole" he was talking about.....but tell him that if he finds it first, not to forget to tell EVERYONE here, like he said he would a LOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago. JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.

Later, GrandpaTROLL.

Oh, and btw # 2:........I tried some JW Blue last night........uuuuuummmmmm, good stuff.




Edited on 11/8/2009 11:22 AM by TuPapaupa.
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#167 - Posted 8 November 2009, 11:35 AM
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having been in the business I can tell you you paid a lot more than it is worth ......those products are created for suckers who dont know what to do with their money and that goes double for junk like Cognac which is a real suckers drink ....The frogs laugh all the way to the bank ....The height of stupidity is paying big bucks for Tequila what morons and Vodka Greygoose and Ketel one more dummies wasting their money
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#168 - Posted 8 November 2009, 7:35 PM
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having been in the business I can tell you you paid a lot more than it is worth ......those products are created for suckers who dont know what to do with their money and that goes double for junk like Cognac which is a real suckers drink ....The frogs laugh all the way to the bank ....The height of stupidity is paying big bucks for Tequila what morons and Vodka Greygoose and Ketel one more dummies wasting their money
Goulet, I am still a novice......still can't understand your language 100%........

I do agree with the little I understood.

Now, this is what you do when you don't want to buy liquor for a loooooooooooooooooong time.....

1- Find yourself friends that are social drinkers only.....like me,

2-Make sure to bring a bottle of liquor when invited to their homes....... they will return the favor when invited to your home,

3- When at your home, make them as comfortable as possible....that way they WILL want to come visit you all the time (when invited),

4- Have as many get-togethers in your home as possible and invite all of them,

5- Since they are like you, social drinkers, and they will all bring a bottle (or two), by the time they are out the door, only 2-3 bottle of liquor would had been consumed and the rest you will keep in your cellar, or wherever.......

I have enough liquor to last me a lifetime!. JAJAJAJAJAJA.

Who's the sucker, again?. JAJAJAJAJA.
Edited on 11/8/2009 7:37 PM by TuPapaupa.
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#169 - Posted 8 November 2009, 7:38 PM
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the sucker was whoever laid out the cash thinking his increase in quality and satisfaction would be proportionate to the screwing he got on the price
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#170 - Posted 8 November 2009, 10:11 PM
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the sucker was whoever laid out the cash thinking his increase in quality and satisfaction would be proportionate to the screwing he got on the price
Goulet, if people start thinking about price, quality, satisfation or if they were taken for fools, NOBODY would drink an ounce of liquor.

I say: WHO CARES!.

People should buy whatever they can afford, whether they were "taken" or not.......

Some people don't give a crap.....as long as they are buying what THEY want.

I am not a "liquor" expert...but one thing I know, I know the difference between a crappy 10 dollars Bacardi and a 75 Dollars Johnny Walker.

"EL CAMINANTE FOR PRESIDENT!!!".

JAJAJAJAJAJA.


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