Brown Plans on Making it Illegal to be Middle Class.. ... abc and his gang of thugs finally triumph
December 23rd, 2009
by Mr. Charrington




Middle Class will be made illegal and integrated into the single lower class system
LONDON - England - Gordon Brown today pledged a Labour election promise that would make being Middle Class illegal in Britain, the Equalities Chairperson told a Commons Equality Committee.


"We do not want aspiration. We do not want people to be rewarded for hard work. Labour's pledge is that everyone should be equal in poverty and suffering. A Britain united in the quagmire of debt created by my government of cronyism and corruption. A nation addicted to welfare and benefits. A Chav Britain dedicated to the mantle of Labour's equality drive. We're all Chavs now comrades. Embrace it, and discard any toff Upper Middle Class aspirations. It is all gone now. We have taken your wealth and your class will be next," Mr Brown told a BBC news crew today.

The Equalities Chairperson, Harriet Harperson, was today rallying her troops for a final push before the new laws come into effect on January 1st 2010.

Speaking from her constituency, Ms Harperson outlined the details of the New Equality Deal: "This is the new deal. Reading the Daily Mail will be made illegal, as well as studying at private school or uni, skiing trips, educated people, or those who wear fucking glasses. The Lower Middle Class Mondeo man will be outlawed and he will be relegated to waiting at the bus stop. Middle England people will thus be banished to the lower strata of the Nu-Labour Chav class -- the untermesch. Marriage and family units will be outlawed and binge drinking, violent assault, benefits and burglary will be embraced. We will no longer have these outdated models of class. It is our pledge to remove all inequality in Britain today. I have also arranged an executive order that all Grand Prix drivers be female from now on and that all men be ordered to have watermelons shoved up their arseholes so they can know what it's like to be a woman and give birth. By decree of the Labour initiative for equality, we also pledge that all toffs and Bullingdon club members be stripped of their special upper class privileges and consigned to the dustbin of history."

Equality training and education will also be conducted from the age of three for every person in England and Wales from January 1st 2009.

Mr Brown said that there may be some who object to the special equality training and there are preparations to deal with that eventuality.

"We're building more prisons and re-education camps so that these people who reject Equality Training can be suitably integrated after their 42 year sentences into the Fabianistic Chav Society, where everyone will be the same in low education, stupidity, and poverty."

What the hell is this all about? No way....This must be a joke...This is not at all possible, can't be serious. Can you further expand and explain this article, elaborate on the details. I am not familiar with this issue and have not heard anything related to this on the international media.

This is in no way a serious article, there's nothing to explain. Whether or not I agree with it it is painfully obvious Mr. Goulet is having some fun.

Another four years please..we're British..
LONDON - England - El Wanko aka ABC is backing the Labour party for a punishing fourth term election win.


Labour was languishing less than 10 points behind the Tories in the polls just two days ago, that is just before another attempt to shoehorn Gordon Brown out of his job again.

The fact is, the only way Gordon will be leaving Number 10 will be on a stretcher, albeit a big one carried by about ten men. His vice like grip over the country as well as the Labour party is almost like a cancer; a weed that never dies, a bacteria that is resistant to the most potent of medicines.

Britain deserves another Labour government, preferably with Gordon Brown at the helm. The polls show that there are still large numbers of voters who are desperate for a Labour fourth term and it is fitting that they will get what they want -- another dire punishment of misery and pox on their own ghastly heads.

"We would like to thank the people for their undying support after we wholeheartedly bent them over a table and buggered them for twelve solid years. It is testament to the British people's spirit that they can have everything taken from them; have every kind of indignity foisted on them and have us laughing at their stupid lemming-like shameful cowardice while we fleece them for everything they have, time and time again. And they still vote for us! They simply turn a blind eye when we take away their already limited freedom and mock them whilst whipping their useless arses and bringing in even more draconian surveillance Stasi techniques," a Labour backbencher said yesterday.

Labour's heartland are the dregs of society, the scroungers, the parasites and the violent useless eaters who menace the cold dark dank streets of Britain everyday.One of them the Dalit abc recently emigrated to Samana in the Dominican Republic recently but he will soon be deported for unspeakable crimes against the locals

"The people on benefits, who haven't worked a day in their lives and who Labour are nurturing, will be the key voters in the next election. If the Tories ever came to power, which they won't, these benefits people know that they might be asked to get a job or worse still pay for things. That's totally unacceptable to the majority of the population, and there would be riots in the streets. Can you imagine asking someone who has been on benefits for twelve years of Labour government to go out there and work? It would be a bloody massacre I tell you," Eddie Fenster, 48, from Merthyr Tydfil, Wales, told the Times.

The punishment of another Labour government would certainly sum up the terrible state of the public's mindset. Almost akin to the babbling wreck high court judge whimpering in the corner of some exclusive dungeon after having being beaten soundly by his dominatrix mistress, so too are the British public barely able to resist the tickle of another hearty rogering from the Labour party.

"What choice do the people have anyway? The Tories aren't any better. They are both tired, weak elements of a system that has lost its lustre as well as its credibility. The people will of course vote for Labour, because everyone knows that you vote for the government you deserve. It seems the people are into punishment, they feel worthless, they have been stabbed, whipped and robbed by Labour, so why not a bit more raping eh?" Lord Stanley Fucker, a prominent Westminster commentator told the Independent.

abc it will be re education for you

abc your thoughts please ....If you ever have one

Gordon Brown: "Oh No! What Have I Done?"
February 19th, 2010
by Mr. Charrington

LONDON - England - Gordon Brown, the unelected PM who has brought the country to its economic knees, is said to be thinking about retiring to his bunker underneath Number10, senior aides have revealed.
With Britain's deficit looking to be worse than Greece's after it was revealed that the government borrowed £4.3 billion even after receiving tax receipts last month, the gravity of the situation is slowly dawning on the rest of the country.

War

"People are slowly waking up to how Mr Brown deceived the country by racking up huge debts, selling off the UK's gold reserves at the bottom of the market and making awful decisions that have effectively bankrupted the UK twice over. Plus the population are slowly realising that the cost of everything is rising at quite a sharp rate now. Petrol in the UK is now on average £7.50 a gallon and is set to rise even further in the near future. Even with Mr Brown raising fuel tax to 93% of the price the gov. have to borrow huge amounts of money to keep the behemoth cost of the NHS and benefits system going. There is only one conclusion to this horrible situation we are all now in, yes, the country is heading for a precipitous fall if someone does not stop Gordon Brown's spending. Someone needs to stop him and his destructive ways, but who? Is there anyone left who can stop this scorched earth gorilla from breaking up Britain and sending its already poverty stricken people into further famine and poverty? Alas, I do not think so. The damage by this awful mendacious malicious monster Brown has been allowed to continue for so long now by his cowardly party, who I might add are a bunch of weak enablers, that there will soon be horror and rioting in the streets because of him. Maybe this is what he wants, his New World Order must first create chaos before order, the ultimate plan to whittle out the old way and people, to bring on thirty years of riots. The Fabian Socialist elites have already factored the riots in to their equations. They will be living in specialist luxury colonies in Montenegro while the riots continue unabated, sipping their champers as they watch the latest news bulletins. This is the reality my friends, so one must be prepared for these eventualities, because once the food gets too expensive, the people will need to eat. If there is no food, what are they going to do?" a Westminster political commentator told the Squib.

The Centre for Policy Studies reveals that the real national debt is £1,340 billion, which is 103.5 per cent of GDP. This figure includes all the public sector pension liabilities such as pensions, and Private Finance Initiative contracts e.t.c (Northern Rock liabilities).

The reality of the situation is that Britain is now paying a weekly sum of billions on interest payments for the debt Gordon Brown has created. Where is the money for these debt payments coming from? From your pockets, mes amis, the taxpayer is footing the bill for these interest payments and there is no benefit to our nation's economy for them.

It would be best for Mr Brown to retire to his bunker for now. He has done his job of ruining the UK. All he has to do now is wait for the rioting to begin and sit back, get one of those DVD's that Obama gave him in a box set and think of other things. He will be kept informed from time to time of what is going on on the surface but otherwise, he will sit there smiling in the darkness and twitching uncontrollably at his great success as Britain's 'greatest' leader. Here's to dreaming of 'Eco Towns'.

Never mind Blut UK has submarines and soon aircraft carriers to go to the rescue of victims of the evil empire!
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The defence secretary said the vessels were needed to launch military strikes and humanitarian operations.
Just open another bottle of Chivas Regal!
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Winston Churchill Found Dead
Written by Earl Grey

"Dead? Oh yes"
Winston Churchill, Conservative politician was found dead today. Gravediggers working at St Martin's Church, Bladon, near Woodstock, say they accidentally dug him up during routine renovation work.

Churchill has been dead for some time and the toxic smells coming from the grave caused a major stink. Locals were forced to be evacuated to several different parts of the country, with families being separated.

Local vicar, the Reverend Chopper Harris said "I was awoken by a terrific banging, but sadly it was from outside. The men had been trying to maintain the graveyard, but sadly the instructions were in English and they are all Polish. Poor old Winston didn't look too well. Must have been all the cigars."

We attempted to contact Churchill's next of kin, but received no answer. he was the last of the great politicians in his family and now even the not very good are no longer around.

abc your inane comments please!