greenpeace2 previously said:

Do you believe America is evil?



Are you willing to bring down the very intuitions that brought you liberty and prosperity?

Can you blindly follow orders, even when it seems counter to all reason and common sense?

If you answered yes to these questions, the U.S. government is hiring and may have a position for you, and Monster.gov is where you apply.

For decades we have fought to destroy this Republic’s founding principles. Battles have been won: the New Deal and the Great Society, the take-over of America’s education system and most media outlets. Now with The Party controlling 2.4 of the three branches of government we have the opportunity to win the war and end America's reign once and for all.


In the category of "Best Continuing Performance In A Comedy, Farce or Official Duties", the nominees are:

1. Obama Press Secretary Robert Gibbs for "Say Anything"
2. Rep. Alan Grayson (D-FL) for "Support Mental Health or I'll Kill You!"
3. Eric Holder in "Abbott & Costello Meet Khalid Sheik Mohammed"
4. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton in "The Invisible Womyn"

In the category of "Best Impersonation of Nero Fiddling While Rome Burns", the nominees are:

1. Barack Obama as "Hamlet, Prince of Afghanistan": "To Surge or not to Surge; for 8 months, THAT was the question!"
2. Janet Napolitano in "A Clockwork Orange Threat Level": "Danger. No danger. Wait, danger! No, no danger. Well, maybe danger..."
3. NY Governor David Patterson emulating Barack Obama making a decision in "Oh, My Darling Senator Caroline"
4. Barack Obama for his repeated failed attempts to arrest Iran's nuclear program in "Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Goes Fission"

In the category of "Best Demonstration of Obsequiousness in a Foreign Country", the nominees are:

1. Barack Obama for "I wasn't bowing to the king, I was picking my ego up off the floor" in "The Saudi King and I"
2. Barack Obama for "I wasn't bowing to the emperor, I just didn't want to throw up on him" in "Thirty Seconds Under Tokyo"
3. Barack Obama for crediting Muslims with inventing algebra, compasses, used cars, garbage bags and most of the modern world in "Five Caves to Cairo"
4. Barack Obama for unilaterally canceling the planned Eastern European missile defense system in return for magic beans in "Gullible's Travels"

In the category of "Best Hiding of a Decline", the nominees are:

1. Micheal Mann and Phil Jones in "The Dog Ate Our Temperature Data"
2. The gang at Recovery.gov for "Curse of the Phantom Congressional Districts"
3. CNN for their explanation of their last-place ratings in "Broadcast Non-News": "Just because nobody's tuned to our channel, it doesn't mean they aren't watching"
4. CBS, NBC, CNN, et al for their non-coverage of Obama's lies, gaffes and missteps in "The Greatest Story Never Told"

In the category of "Best Landing After Being Tossed Beneath Obama's Bus", the nominees are:

1. Van Jones for "George Bush blew up the World Trade Center and I'M the one who gets canned!"
2. Anita Dunn for "This wouldn't have happened if I'd said 'Mother Theresa and Che Guevarra'..."
3. Tom Daschle for "I should've tried TurboTax like Timmy suggested"
4. Yosi Sargent for "Nobody complains about art depicting that OTHER God"

In the category of "Best Imitation of a Deer Caught in the Headlights", the nominees are:

1. Nancy Pelosi stammering how the CIA and the Bush Administration hid the truth about Bush-era waterboarding from her in "Lie to Me"
2. Eric Holder struggling to define "torture" to congress in "A Fine Line Between Bathing and Waterboarding"
3. Sonia Sotomayor trying to walk back her clearly leftist judicial philosophy during her confirmation hearings in "The Life and Times of a Wise Latina Womyn"
4. Chris Dodd reacting to questions about favorable mortgage deals in "The Sweetheart of Countrywide"

In the category of "Most Impressive Production of a Spectacular Flop", the nominees are:

1. Barack Obama cluelessly over-hyping of a bag of junk liberal programs in "The Amazing Colossal Stimulus"
2. Harry Reid exerting gargantuan effort to produce a turd healthcare bill, in an adaptation of the poet Virgil's "The mountains are in labor; a ridiculous mouse will be born."
3. Nancy Pelosi forcing the political poison of "Crap n' Charade" and "PelosiCare" down the throats of whimpering centrist Democrats in "Speaker Pelosi and the Blue Dogs That Didn't Bark"
4. David Axelrod and David Plouffe for foisting a self-righteous Marxist clown on a nation which soon came to long for the good ol' days of Jimmy "Peanuts" Carter in "I Can't Believe You Ate The Whole Thing!"

In the category of "Best Rendition of Hypocrisy, Global Warming Edition", the nominees are:

1. Al Gore for the mysteriously canceled "Give Al Gore $1200 And Watch Him Shake Hands With An Idiot" event in Copenhagen
2. Prince Charles for selflessly flying himself and a small army of staffers to Copenhagen to condemn global warming
3. Ed Begley for deftly explaining to Stuart Varney why the modern technique of "peer review" beats archaic empirical method any old day
4. Hugo Chavez for the amazing scientific discovery that giving him lotsa money helps stop climate change

In the category of "Most Audacious Self-Dealer of the Year Award", the nominees are:

1. Nancy Pelosi for "Big Ol' Jet Airliner"
2. Barack and Michelle Obama in "We Flew All the Way to Copenhagen and All We Got Is This Lousy 'Rio Olympics' T-Shirt!"
3. Max Baucus for "Mr Blitzed Goes to Washington"
4. Al Franken for "Stuart Smalley Steals a Senate Seat"

Cited for Posthumous Award:

* The Late Ted Kennedy for his roles in "The Swimmer", "The Best Beers of Our Lives" and "Raging Bullsh*t"

Nominated for Special Award:

* Louis Caldera for his convincing portrayal of the fall guy responsible for the unannounced April 2009 NYC flyover in "The Sound of Airplanes"

Honorable Mentions

* Sen. Ben Nelson (D-NE) for his hilarious parody of a man of principle in "For A Few Dollars More"
* Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-LA) for her hilarious parody of a womyn of principle in "The Best Little Whorehouse in Washington"
* Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) for an utterly unconvincing portrayal of a politician concerned about fiscal stability in "Who's Minding the Mint? Nobody!"



And the winners are....

Well, we won't know who the winners are until the Academy votes and stuff, and that won't be for a couple of months yet. But, in a real sense, the American People are the winners here, doncha think?

China Says U.S. Too Big To Fail, Offers Obama Bailout


During the recent meeting with President Obama, Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao minced no words when he stated that "immediate action is necessary to keep a once prosperous nation" from falling flat on its face.

"If the U.S.economy collapses, so will China because we are so heavily invested in your country," said Wen Jiabao. "We thought we were investing in a nation of the world's greatest entrepreneurs, but a recent analysis shows that America has become little more than a home to overpaid union workers, whiney media, and spoiled welfare recipients. Our fears were confirmed last year when Americans elected you, Mr. Obama, as their president. But, to use one of your own expressions, America is too big to fail and so we will have to bail you out. This is no longer your decision. As your biggest creditor, we will now decide how to get the best return on our investment. You got elected on a vague promise of change; now we're giving you the specifics."

abc200 previously said:


There was I thinking it was the French Revolution and the Tolpuddle martyrs that established the institutions we love and cherish today.
How stupid of me - it was a bunch of European drop out farmers in America who wasters from the start throwing good tea into the ocean.
Of course working in various countries you realize how much US institutions are disliked by the bulk of the populations.
French usually have little good to say about the USA, Turks ditto; Germans - form the East anyway have nostalgia for the the time before big bully Reagan took away their jobs, education etc.
I met a couple from the US who had traveled extensively in South America - and yes guess what - they were surprised that the locals did not welcome them - indeed it must be difficult to be an agent of the Evil Empire with its gutony, greed, stupidity, illiteracy on world events, military dominance etc. etc.
A certain US citizen I know has plastered his 'American Restaurant' with US flags etc. and is surprised he does not get much business from the French, Germans etc. who are the vast majority of tourists here in this part of the DR despite advertising heavily. We know the French really love America and American junk food don't we? Still his lease is up and possibly the local landlords - many of whom are French will wind him up for a high rent suitable for a rich American!
French restaurants here don't exhibit large French flags! Neither do the Swiss or German.
S.

xwill7 previously said:


South America is not important... In DR they love Americans, that is all that matters...I could care less if anyone in Euro likes us!

abc200 previously said:


Could have fooled me -seen quite a lot of Americans in fights with Domican in BC ,Sosua and elsewhere.
Yes they smile to get ten dollars - true!
S.

TuPapaupa previously said:

CWillyCoyote:

How many non-Dominican topics are you going to start on this forum?..........

I thought there are specific forums where you can post all your rubbish.

Are you ok?........after getting banned you came back a little bit more dilusional.

I am here for you, buddy, if you need an "ear".

xwill7 previously said:


cwilly is still scaming people into buying overpriced real estate

xwill7 previously said:


cwilly is still scaming people into buying overpriced real estate