| #61 - Posted 24 August 2008, 1:51 AM | |
Location: Spain, Ibiza, Minorca, Mallorca Join date: May 2008 Member #: 827 Posts: 1811 | RE: Funny Things About Dominican Culture.... John Goulet: Mind your business Canadian Canard; Canalla: Cowardly cadabre. Tu no tienes bela en este entiero! This should concern you: Written by: john goulet, 12 Sep 2007 2:32 PM From: zona colonial cafe montez was a great idea and a beautiful restaurant it was ahead of its time .unfortunately it has been closed for three years.Hotel atarazana still is a great idea ahead of its time Written by: neillcin, 4 Jul 2008 2:14 PM From: United States I'm looking for the email address of John Goulet. I'm a friend of K and P's in LG. Want to spend a night or two at your place when I come to SD to get something notarized. No firm dates yet. K declined to give me the email address. What's the name of your Ho-stel for the wayward sailors? The Pink Panther-ito? You sleuthy geriatric culinary arts empressario. What's for supper, Canadian bacon au jus? Business must really be brisk in the midst of the heat and all. Keep a light in the window! For your rumbunctious guests to find their way back when it's late. Say good night, dick! Cyberanonymity, the usual M.O. of the trolls and trollops. ![]() Dios, Patria y Libertad. Maranatha, The King is coming. |
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| #62 - Posted 25 August 2008, 8:43 AM | |
Location: Cuba, it is a secret the censors are looking for me Join date: December 2007 Member #: 9 Posts: 13562 | RE: Funny Things About Dominican Culture.... Quote: ArsenioALembertJr previously said: John Goulet: Mind your business Canadian Canard; Canalla: Cowardly cadabre. Tu no tienes bela en este entiero! This should concern you: Written by: john goulet, 12 Sep 2007 2:32 PM From: zona colonial cafe montez was a great idea and a beautiful restaurant it was ahead of its time .unfortunately it has been closed for three years.Hotel atarazana still is a great idea ahead of its time Written by: neillcin, 4 Jul 2008 2:14 PM From: United States I'm looking for the email address of John Goulet. I'm a friend of K and P's in LG. Want to spend a night or two at your place when I come to SD to get something notarized. No firm dates yet. K declined to give me the email address. What's the name of your Ho-stel for the wayward sailors? The Pink Panther-ito? You sleuthy geriatric culinary arts empressario. What's for supper, Canadian bacon au jus? Business must really be brisk in the midst of the heat and all. Keep a light in the window! For your rumbunctious guests to find their way back when it's late. Say good night, dick! Thanks for looking out for me Senor Arsenio A Lambon junior lets get ready to RUUMMMMMMBBBLLLEE |
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| #63 - Posted 9 September 2008, 11:58 AM | |
Location: Dominican Republic Join date: September 2008 Member #: 1335 Posts: 22 | RE: Funny Things About Dominican Culture.... DOmincans stare without shame, Americans stare but they try to hide it. Dominican men hisss, "tss tss" to get attention, esspecially from a women, this would be concidered very rude to most gringos. Dominicans in the united states always like to tell there americans friends how things are in the DR. Dominicans will always tell their american friends when some famous person is domincan "you know al horford?, that dude is Dominican" Dominicans (mostly the older generation) are infamous for putting toilet paper in the trash can instead of just flushing it. Dominicans talk extremely loud, esspecialy on a cell phone, tw tend to yell directly into the mouthpiece as if the person will hear you better. I think its great to point out the funny things we do, it is important to laugh at our selves once in a while, ill think of more and post them later |
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| #64 - Posted 8 May 2010, 1:11 PM | |
Location: Dominican Republic Join date: December 2009 Member #: 4116 Posts: 1603 | RE: Funny Things About Dominican Culture.... Quote: RDinME previously said: DOmincans stare without shame, Americans stare but they try to hide it. Dominican men hisss, "tss tss" to get attention, esspecially from a women, this would be concidered very rude to most gringos. Dominicans in the united states always like to tell there americans friends how things are in the DR. Dominicans will always tell their american friends when some famous person is domincan "you know al horford?, that dude is Dominican" Dominicans (mostly the older generation) are infamous for putting toilet paper in the trash can instead of just flushing it. Dominicans talk extremely loud, esspecialy on a cell phone, tw tend to yell directly into the mouthpiece as if the person will hear you better. I think its great to point out the funny things we do, it is important to laugh at our selves once in a while, ill think of more and post them later You Know You're Dominican When... People tell you to stop screaming when you`re really talking You grew up afraid of something called El Cuco You clap your hands while laughing You're able to dance without any music You learned how to dance merengue and bachata before you could walk You point things out with your nose and mouth You've gotten beat with any of the following: rubber slippers, extension cord, hanger (plastic or metal), big rice spoon You waste ALL your money in the summer time buying frio-frio RED FLAVOR You've gone outside in rolos and chancletas Your parents go to a little room in the back of your local bodega pa juga lo numero of DR You consider platanos one of the major food groups You can smell chuletas cookin in your house from down the block While in your country, you hear people on the block yellin se fue la luz! Your house in DR has an oil lamp in every room You grew up listening to Fernandito Villalona, Sergio Vargas, and Los Hermanos Rosario Your dad or uncle claim to be dead broke, yet rock a cell phone and is laced with mad gold around his neck and wrists You drink Presidente, Brugal, or Mama Juana like WATER You've gotten whipped by a diablo cojuelo or lechon You have at least 3 porcelain figurenes in your living room Your sofas are covered in plastic All the juices you have in your house are the type that come in powder, and you just mix with water, like Tang You eat Mangu on a daily basis You ate rice, beans and some type of meat for dinner yesterday, today and probably will tomorrow You believe Vivaporu is the cure for EVERYTHING You've been in a carro publico You use an old t-shirt, towel, or anything as a mop, and use your feet to mop You've let some one throw AGUA FLORIDA on you for good luck Your house on the island has broken pieces of glass to keep away robbers You refer to every cat as mishu Your childhood games were called: el escondido, pollito pleibi, apara y batea, el gallo, or that game with a stick and a wheel Your parents dressed you up for Halloween as a vaquero, campesina, gitana, OR hawallana Your refridgerator has about 85 magnets on it All your pots and pans are inside the oven Your local bodega does lay-a-away/credit plans (fiao) A frosted beer to you is vestida da novia or una fria Your parents ever gave you aceite de bacalao when you were sick You're proud to be Dominican - and you pass these jokes on to all your Dominican friends! Censorship reflects society's (made up of a few ignorant forum posters) lack of confidence in itself. It is a hallmark of an authoritarian regime. Potter Stewart "The fool has said in his heart no-God" |
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| #65 - Posted 8 May 2010, 3:09 PM | |
Location: Dominican Republic Join date: March 2008 Member #: 443 Posts: 1464 | RE: Funny Things About Dominican Culture.... Quote: JEM237 previously said: Thanks for your responses so far guys they are all very funny and amusing Woo!! and don't forget about the azul pastel colors too!!! |
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| #66 - Posted 8 May 2010, 3:16 PM | |
Location: Dominican Republic Join date: March 2008 Member #: 443 Posts: 1464 | RE: Funny Things About Dominican Culture.... Quote: UnDyin86 previously said: Something fun and a little interesting... Myths and Legends/Mitos y Leyendas VooDoo Curse on the Cincinnati Red's It was said that pitcher Pedro Borbon (he was into voodoo, curses and cockfighting) of the Cincinnati Red's (said to be one of the finest arms to ever come from Dominican Republic) was so angry at being traded in 1979 that he put a voodoo curse on the Reds that lasted 10 years. When the curse was finally lifted Borbon said "Yeah, I lifted it. I told everybody when they traded me that I was putting a curse on them and they'd never win again. The people who did me wrong are not with the team any more, so now I don't care if they win." The 1990 Reds finally won their first game. Was this because of the hex that Borbon lifted or just because they played well? We will never know for sure. The Nimitas is the name given to the fireflies here in Dominican Republic. They are a common sight in the country around the open fields. Their light is used to attract their mate. Superstition here says that the Nimitas are the soul of the dead who are watching out for their loved ones still living. They are always watching over and shining a light for all to know they are here. Chupacabra/ Goat Sucker or Evil thing. This is a supposedly living creature that looks like a hunched alien with huge red elongated glowing eyes, grey skin that is part fur and part feather, short arms with claws, legs like a kangaroo and a line of sharp spikes down the middle of it's back exactly where the spine is located. They are supposedly very powerful and some have reported that they can fly. It is said to be about 4 feet tall when standing erect. Such creatures were said to first be spotted in Puerto Rico in the mid-1990s. It is said to be alien in origin and was brought here by a UFO.Very few people have clamed to see one, yet there have been many domestic animals (cattle, goats, etc) that have been found dead with two holes on their neck. Their their blood drained and their organs sucked out as well. Los Biembiens The legend of the Biembiens started in the XVIII century. It is said these beings are located in the mountains of Bahoruco. An African slave and some Indians ran from their Spanish enslavers. They transformed into wild beings after a time and became legendary. The Biembiens only language are grunt-like sounds. Their short, deformed and ugly bodies are unclothed and they are not very friendly beings. These creatures are very agile climbers of both trees and mountains. They can attack alone of in groups. After dark they come out of their hiding places to search for food. Like the Ciguapa they also leave backwards tracks to protect them from being discovered. They do eat humans, mainly the entrails and also use humans as sacrifices. So if you are walking in the mountains and you hear unusual growls and gurgling run, don't walk. Remember, here in Dominican Republic we have no wild animals. If you hear this it can only be a roaming Biembien, looking for it's next victim..... More myths... http://www.colonialzone-dr.com/important_stuff-myths_legends.html#el%20cuco Yep. i hear you about the Nimitas. My grandmother is terrified of them because of the same reason. she also mentions about their agression towards her. |
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| #67 - Posted 8 May 2010, 3:19 PM | |
Location: Dominican Republic, Sabana Del Puerto Join date: April 2010 Member #: 4988 Posts: 335 | RE: Funny Things About Dominican Culture.... When I visited the DR when I was 12, my aunt asked me how big my penis was Si ves un Haitiano, llame 1-809-PEREJIL |
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| #68 - Posted 8 May 2010, 3:22 PM | |
Location: Dominican Republic, Sabana Del Puerto Join date: April 2010 Member #: 4988 Posts: 335 | RE: Funny Things About Dominican Culture.... Dominican Women cannot be trusted. If you are dating a woman in the DR, she probably has a jealous boyfriend and she is cheating on him and you might get yourself in big trouble. If you live in the US, Dominican women might try to "sanky" you to get papers. Si ves un Haitiano, llame 1-809-PEREJIL |
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| #69 - Posted 26 June 2010, 1:11 PM | |
Location: United States, Queens NY Join date: June 2010 Member #: 5306 Posts: 7 | RE: Funny Things About Dominican Culture.... When I'm in Washington Heights or in Corona and around Dominicans for an extended period of time (about 5 minutes) it really comes out thick Here are some just off the top of my head Razor is > GILE Nailpolish is >CUTé Feminine Pads are > KOTE Vicks Vapo Rub is >Vivaporu T-Shirts are >POLOCHE Cereal is >CONFLE |
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| #70 - Posted 27 June 2010, 4:41 PM | |
Location: United States, Queens NY Join date: June 2010 Member #: 5306 Posts: 7 | RE: Funny Things About Dominican Culture.... My buddy just told told me in his old neighborhood there was a guy called Gua Hapi cause all he ever said was what happen. |
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