Write A Poem Today. - Santo Domingo

RE: Write A Poem Today.

Quote:

antonioj previously said:

if the heart of my heart,
is the heart of your heart
then the heart of my heart
will be the heart of your heart

The Welfare Office

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.

A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well . You started it."

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In my many years I have come

to a conclusion that one useless

man is a shame, two is a law firm,

and three or more is a congress.
- John Adams

go leafs ssssshhhhhh

My daughter Yaina aka ". Chucky la Nina Diabolica "

#25 - Posted 26 April 2009, 7:06 PM
antonioj Location: Canada, home safe Join date: January 2008 Member #: 268 Posts: 2786	RE: Write A Poem Today. Quote: FredCDobbs previously said: Quote: antonioj previously said: if the heart of my heart, is the heart of your heart then the heart of my heart will be the heart of your heart The Welfare Office A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker said, "Yeah, well . You started it." ------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------- In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams go leafs ssssshhhhhh Good one I like it ... We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.
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#21 - Posted 24 April 2009, 4:57 PM
AfroLatino Location: Dominican Republic, La Union Join date: July 2008 Member #: 1028 Posts: 1284	RE: Write A Poem Today. Oh hey milady, if that last page I gave you is not working I have this other one http://www.myspace.com/Rosemberg I do not recall between the two which one I might have deleted and the Computer where I am at is not allowing me to process this page for Military secutiry reason and virus protections.
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#22 - Posted 24 April 2009, 6:26 PM
DominicanLady Location: United States Join date: October 2008 Member #: 1478 Posts: 1358	RE: Write A Poem Today. I got it papi! I have my beer in hand waiting for my Yankees Vs Red Sox game at 7pm! Lets Go RED SOX! Kiss it! And Love it! Hah!
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#23 - Posted 24 April 2009, 9:03 PM
antonioj Location: Canada, home safe Join date: January 2008 Member #: 268 Posts: 2786	RE: Write A Poem Today. if the heart of my heart, is the heart of your heart then the heart of my heart will be the heart of your heart We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.
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#24 - Posted 24 April 2009, 9:42 PM
FredCDobbs Location: Dominican Republic, Parque Colon statue of Anacaona Join date: April 2009 Member #: 2573 Posts: 3334	RE: Write A Poem Today. Quote: antonioj previously said: if the heart of my heart, is the heart of your heart then the heart of my heart will be the heart of your heart The Welfare Office A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker said, "Yeah, well . You started it." ------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------- In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams go leafs ssssshhhhhh My daughter Yaina aka ". Chucky la Nina Diabolica "
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#26 - Posted 26 April 2009, 9:09 PM
FredCDobbs Location: Dominican Republic, Parque Colon statue of Anacaona Join date: April 2009 Member #: 2573 Posts: 3334	RE: Write A Poem Today. WARNING ! Check your Driver's License , Canada Now Included! I already removed mine. I suggest you all do the same. Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there it was...picture and all! It's unbelievable!!! Just enter your name, city and state to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please Remove." This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement.. Please notify all your friends so they can protect themselves too . Believe me they will thank you for it. http://www.license.shorturl.com/ My daughter Yaina aka ". Chucky la Nina Diabolica "
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#27 - Posted 26 April 2009, 9:22 PM
antonioj Location: Canada, home safe Join date: January 2008 Member #: 268 Posts: 2786	RE: Write A Poem Today. Quote: FredCDobbs previously said: WARNING ! Check your Driver's License , Canada Now Included! I already removed mine. I suggest you all do the same. Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there it was...picture and all! It's unbelievable!!! Just enter your name, city and state to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked "Please Remove." This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement.. Please notify all your friends so they can protect themselves too . Believe me they will thank you for it. http://www.license.shorturl.com/ Thank you FredCDobbs I urge any body else http://www.license.shorturl.com/search_e.php? We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.
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#28 - Posted 26 April 2009, 9:44 PM
FredCDobbs Location: Dominican Republic, Parque Colon statue of Anacaona Join date: April 2009 Member #: 2573 Posts: 3334	RE: Write A Poem Today. Thanks to you Tonyj I am glad I could be of some public service ...go leafs My daughter Yaina aka ". Chucky la Nina Diabolica "
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#29 - Posted 27 April 2009, 12:18 PM
AfroLatino Location: Dominican Republic, La Union Join date: July 2008 Member #: 1028 Posts: 1284	RE: Write A Poem Today. Those are some good informations and all, but where are the poems folks (lol)?
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#30 - Posted 27 April 2009, 1:23 PM
Lautaro Location: Dominican Republic, Santo Domingo Join date: December 2007 Member #: 38 Posts: 5613	RE: Write A Poem Today. MUERTE Se le vio, caminando entre fusiles por una calle larga, salir al campo frío, aún con estrellas, de la madrugada. Mataron a Federico cuando la luz asomaba. El pelotón de verdugos no osó mirarle a la cara. Todos cerraron los ojos; rezaron: ¡Ni Dios te salva! Muerto cayó Federico sangre en la frente y plomo en las entrañas Que fue en Granada el crimen, sabed, ¡pobre Granada!, en su Granada. Antonio Machado, on the aftermath of the assassination of fellow poet Federico Garcia Lorca by the franquistas during the Spanish Civil War (1936) Edited on 4/27/2009 1:25 PM by Lautaro. "A man who strives after goodness in all his acts is sure to come to ruin, since there are so many men who are not good." Niccolo Macchiavelli - The Prince
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