SANTO DOMINGO. - The Dominican antinarcotics agency (DNCD) last night arrested an American couple trying to travel to Puerto Rico on the Ferry; the man with 63 capsules between his legs, and the woman with a condom in her vagina and 43 adhered to her body, which it said made her walk in a suspicious manner.
The foreigners, John Edgar Quinn and Janet Ines Contreras were detained in the Port of Santo Domingo as they boarded the ship headed for Mayaguez, Puerto Rico.
The DNCD also arrested the police agent Wilkins Teddy Moreno, who served as the driver for the foreigners since they arrived at the country on March 10.
DNCD president Gilberto Delgado said 129 bags of the drug were found on the couple in the terminal, when agents suspected she had something in her private parts by the way she walked. “Upon being searched she had a condom full of bags inside."
Written by: tejada, 13 Mar 2009 10:52 AM
From: United States
wow... talk about "pleasure doing business"... wow...
Written by: Cacique, 13 Mar 2009 11:05 AM
From: Dominican Republic
Wow, DT sure goes for the naked truth...
Written by: juanb, 13 Mar 2009 11:39 AM
From: Dominican Republic
I nominate this couple for this week's Stupid Criminal of the Week award.
Written by: Gringo_1, 13 Mar 2009 11:42 AM
From: Dominican Republic, Maimon (Bonao)
Wow. The police even provide drivers for tourists... We got it all!
Written by: etiennc, 13 Mar 2009 12:36 PM
From: United States
I knew she had something stuck in her vagina with that " bachata "walk said one agent.
"she did three steps to the left ,did a hip motion. She repeated 3 steps to the right and did a hip motion in front of the agents.
The knew she had something big in her private parts.
Good try, she should have used a cane or a walker.
From: United States, Washington, D.C.
NOw this is what I don't understand... why the hidden condom? if she already had drugs simply taped to her body, why then the hidden condom? This would be a funny story, si fuera un cuento...
Written by: BARISIMO, 13 Mar 2009 1:12 PM
From: United States, DALLAS, TX
How stupid!!!
From: Dominican Republic, Dando pela en las 5 esquinas
She must have a very cavernous vagina to carry drugs in it like that.
very impressive
From: Dominican Republic, Punta cana
Now the govt. needs to add a link on thier tourist website, Just call the DNCD office when you come for vacation and we'll appoint an agent to take you where you can buy drugs. LOL
Written by: synapse, 13 Mar 2009 2:09 PM
From: United States
Now I finally know why they call it CRACK !
From: United States, (on Sabbatical)
The Vagina Chronicle has spoken loud and clear from down south over the net!
Descriptive, Salacious and Colorful!
Hanciendo histroria en la red....
Written by: antonioj, 13 Mar 2009 2:47 PM
From: Canada, home safe
Does all that material can seriously fit that down there ?? Where they looking for a mule with that particular characteristic. Was she searched by a female agent.... sound like a perfect setting for an adult film.
Written by: xwill7, 13 Mar 2009 2:49 PM
From: United States, Chicago
The terrible smell that must have been in the room when they took the condom out!!!
From: Dominican Republic, Dando pela en las 5 esquinas
antonioj
you'll be surprise how much stuff women can fit inthere
i was thinking the octo-mom Nadya Suleman she can carry a couple of kilos of coke in her popola.
Drug smuggling could be a good career choice for her
Written by: xwill7, 13 Mar 2009 3:07 PM
From: United States, Chicago
Should ask her to fit an extra piece of lugagee in there in order to avoid the airline fee for a third lugagge. Seems like she has enough space!
From: United States, New York City
Reminds me of a joke:
A completely nude woman, without so much as shoes, walks into a bar, sits on a stool and asks for a drink, which was given to her no questions asked. While all this was going on a drunk a few stools away from her proceeded to stair ar her incessantly, to which she replies "What's the matter?!? You've never seen a naked woman before?!?" to which the drunk answered "Of course I have. I'm just waiting to see from where it is that you're going to pull the money out to pay for that drink!"
Written by: etiennc, 13 Mar 2009 3:41 PM
From: United States
Vagina sounds like a disease ?
A guy calls his boss:
"Hello Tom ,I can not come to work today"
Mike, what is wrong ?
I have got a buch of stuff on my face, my doctor said I have vaginas!
Which ones ? replied Tom
From: Dominican Republic, Dando pela en las 5 esquinas
LOL
i knew this thread was heading on the wrong direction as soon as the word vigina show up
From: Dominican Republic, Dando pela en las 5 esquinas
PEPITO meets a girl on the street. He says, "Come on, babe, let's go in the alleyway and get it on. I've got fifteen bucks."
She says, "FIFTEEN bucks? You're crazy. For fifteen bucks, I'll let you LOOK at it."
They go into the alleyway, she pulls down her pants, and he gets down on his knees. But he can't see anything, because it's too dark, so he gets out his lighter. He lights his lighter, and he says, "My God, your pubic hair... it's so curly and thick... it's BEAUTIFUL."
She says, "Thank you."
He says, "You mind if I ask you a personal question?"
She says, "Go ahead."
He says, "Can you pee through all that hair?"
She says, "Of course."
He says, "Well, you better start. You're on fire."
From: United States
One wonders about a new version of the "vagina's monologue" LOL!!
Written by: antonioj, 13 Mar 2009 5:01 PM
From: Canada, home safe
"Written by: old_school_trinitario, 13 Mar 2009 3:48 PM
From: Dominican Republic, From a yanikeke stand near you
LOL
i knew this thread was heading on the wrong direction as soon as the word vigina show up
"
Hey Old_school, I welcome this type of humour for a change, as long we keep it clean , and not too graphic jejeje where is GC.
From: United States, MD
that is so stupid, i can imagine that that must have hurt
Written by: antonioj, 13 Mar 2009 8:10 PM
From: Canada, home safe
"Written by: DRbabi809, 13 Mar 2009 6:51 PM
From: United States, MD
that is so stupid, i can imagine that that must have hurt
"
Really, how do you know that ? do you care to share that personal experience with us ?
From: Dominican Republic
I am glad DCND is still doing its job while both men and woman are using their pipes and receptacles to transport the drugs.
Written by: Jander, 13 Mar 2009 9:24 PM
From: Dominican Republic
I am very impressed by all the "Wise Crack's everyone is making.
This woman probably never realized her cootchie would become this famous.
In a non-traditional way..
Looks like they will need to get crotch sniifing dogs at the local airports.
"Ladies step to the side so Rover can get a wiff.".
From: Dominican Republic
they never did say what the drug was.
Written by: antonioj, 13 Mar 2009 9:44 PM
From: Canada, home safe
"Written by: PuntaCanaMike, 13 Mar 2009 9:35 PM
From: Dominican Republic
they never did say what the drug was.
"
Most likely cocaine or some derivatives, I do not think it makes much sense to smuggle mariujana in that fashion.
Written by: etiennc, 13 Mar 2009 10:41 PM
From: United States
I will call that woman
Letroudevagina Generosa
Aman asks a prostitute how much does she charge for a trick
She says 20 bucks if I lay down and 5 bucks if I stand up
The guys pulls out a $20 bill and tells the woman
I 'll tell you give me 4 stand ups
Written by: antonioj, 13 Mar 2009 10:48 PM
From: Canada, home safe
"Written by: etiennc, 13 Mar 2009 10:41 PM
Aman asks a prostitute how much does she charge for a trick
She says 20 bucks if I lay down and 5 bucks if I stand up
The guys pulls out a $20 bill and tells the woman
I 'll tell you give me 4 stand ups
"
Every Haitian knows that one, " je vais"
Written by: vacanos, 13 Mar 2009 11:39 PM
From: United States
by antonio "Every Haitian know that one, " je vais"
and antonio the clown what is your point? do you want an award now antonito? if you cant sleep because your chaparra is snoring like chichi the monkey why do you have to torture us with your idiotic comment everytime. this is getting ridiculous antonito. put a stop please.
Written by: Grosero, 14 Mar 2009 12:22 AM
From: United States
I find it troubling the crooks are arresting crooks. What happen to the good ole bribe...
From: United States, San Diego, California
Drugs in vagina. Interesting.
From: Cuba, it is a secret the censors are looking for me
back in the 50s Queen Elizabeth and the Queen Mum were out for a drive in the Rolls with the chauffeur when they were stopped by highway bandits and robbed of their diamonds and emeralds and the bandits then drove off in the Rolls......a few minutes later Her Royal Highness the Queen removes a diamond tiara from her private parts....the Queen Mum says " where did you conceal it " and the Queen says " In my private places " to which the Queen Mum replies " What a shame if Margaret was here we could have saved the Rolls......This is a very old joke and goes way back in the Royal Family at one time with different members the punch line was ..." We could have saved the coach and eight
From: Dominican Republic, Dando pela en las 5 esquinas
GC please try to keep the jokes from the 19th century and up, no more of your childhood humor.
thank you.
From: Dominican Republic, Dando pela en las 5 esquinas
hey vacanos why are you so ruthless bro.
people are just trying to be funny, lets take a break from the usual insult exchange and post some jokes this topic have so much potential.
From: Dominican Republic, Dando pela en las 5 esquinas
>Pepito estaba sentado en clase haciendo problemas de matemáticas cuando su profesora le dice:
>Pepito, si hay cinco pájaros parados en un arbusto y le disparas a uno con una pistola, ¿Cuántos pájaros quedarían?" Ninguno," replicó pepito, "porque uno moriría y los otros cuatro saldrían volando." Bueno, la respuesta que estaba buscando era cuatro, pero me encanta tu manera de pensar."
Entonces Pepito dijo: "Tengo una pregunta para usted, señorita. Si hay tres mujeres sentadas en un banco comiéndose un helado, la primera lo está lamiendo, la segunda lo está mordiendo y la tercera lo está chupando. ¿Cuál de ellas está casada?" La profesora se sonrojó y contestó tímidamente: "Bueno, no estoy segura... Supongo que la que lo está chupando.
"No. La que está casada es la que lleva el anillo de bodas en el dedo, pero me encanta tu manera de pensar!"
From: Dominican Republic, Dando pela en las 5 esquinas
Un dominicano llega a Nueva York y cuando se le acaban los cigarrillos, va a la bodega de la esquina. Sin saber ingles y con señas describe lo que quiere y trata de pronunciar "Malboro".
La chica de la bodega se agacha a buscar los cigarrillos debajo del counter y se le sale un pedo...Como si nada se levanta y pone el paquete en el counter y le dice "two fifty".
El dominicano indignado le contesta... "tu fifty???!!!", pendeja. La del peo "fifty tu".......
Written by: antonioj, 14 Mar 2009 10:50 AM
From: Canada, home safe
"Written by: old_school_trinitario, 14 Mar 2009 10:28 AM
From: Dominican Republic, From a yanikeke stand near you
hey vacanos why are you so ruthless bro.
people are just trying to be funny, lets take a break from the usual insult exchange and post some jokes this topic have so much potential.
"
THANK YOU
If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
From: Cuba, it is a secret the censors are looking for me
yes tonyj and the last one stuck to your face because it was so cold up there
Written by: antonioj, 14 Mar 2009 12:09 PM
From: Canada, home safe
"Written by: gouletcolonial, 14 Mar 2009 12:01 PM
From: Dominican Republic, santo domingo,calle comercio zona colonial
yes tonyj and the last one stuck to your face because it was so cold up there
"
Hell know,GC we are talking from experience, I have long retired since then. My ice scrapper is my only past time.
From: Cuba, it is a secret the censors are looking for me
From: United States, Richmond, Texas
Yes, She could have been from the ministry of funny walks perhaps the Cultural Attaché
From: Cuba, it is a secret the censors are looking for me
something was certainly attached
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"she did three steps to the left ,did a hip motion. She repeated 3 steps to the right and did a hip motion in front of the agents.
The knew she had something big in her private parts.
Good try, she should have used a cane or a walker.
She must have a very cavernous vagina to carry drugs in it like that.
very impressive
Descriptive, Salacious and Colorful!
Hanciendo histroria en la red....
you'll be surprise how much stuff women can fit inthere
i was thinking the octo-mom Nadya Suleman she can carry a couple of kilos of coke in her popola.
Drug smuggling could be a good career choice for her
A completely nude woman, without so much as shoes, walks into a bar, sits on a stool and asks for a drink, which was given to her no questions asked. While all this was going on a drunk a few stools away from her proceeded to stair ar her incessantly, to which she replies "What's the matter?!? You've never seen a naked woman before?!?" to which the drunk answered "Of course I have. I'm just waiting to see from where it is that you're going to pull the money out to pay for that drink!"
A guy calls his boss:
"Hello Tom ,I can not come to work today"
Mike, what is wrong ?
I have got a buch of stuff on my face, my doctor said I have vaginas!
Which ones ? replied Tom
i knew this thread was heading on the wrong direction as soon as the word vigina show up
She says, "FIFTEEN bucks? You're crazy. For fifteen bucks, I'll let you LOOK at it."
They go into the alleyway, she pulls down her pants, and he gets down on his knees. But he can't see anything, because it's too dark, so he gets out his lighter. He lights his lighter, and he says, "My God, your pubic hair... it's so curly and thick... it's BEAUTIFUL."
She says, "Thank you."
He says, "You mind if I ask you a personal question?"
She says, "Go ahead."
He says, "Can you pee through all that hair?"
She says, "Of course."
He says, "Well, you better start. You're on fire."
From: Dominican Republic, From a yanikeke stand near you
LOL
i knew this thread was heading on the wrong direction as soon as the word vigina show up
"
Hey Old_school, I welcome this type of humour for a change, as long we keep it clean , and not too graphic jejeje where is GC.
From: United States, MD
that is so stupid, i can imagine that that must have hurt
"
Really, how do you know that ? do you care to share that personal experience with us ?
This woman probably never realized her cootchie would become this famous.
In a non-traditional way..
Looks like they will need to get crotch sniifing dogs at the local airports.
"Ladies step to the side so Rover can get a wiff.".
From: Dominican Republic
they never did say what the drug was.
"
Most likely cocaine or some derivatives, I do not think it makes much sense to smuggle mariujana in that fashion.
Letroudevagina Generosa
Aman asks a prostitute how much does she charge for a trick
She says 20 bucks if I lay down and 5 bucks if I stand up
The guys pulls out a $20 bill and tells the woman
I 'll tell you give me 4 stand ups
Aman asks a prostitute how much does she charge for a trick
She says 20 bucks if I lay down and 5 bucks if I stand up
The guys pulls out a $20 bill and tells the woman
I 'll tell you give me 4 stand ups
"
Every Haitian knows that one, " je vais"
and antonio the clown what is your point? do you want an award now antonito? if you cant sleep because your chaparra is snoring like chichi the monkey why do you have to torture us with your idiotic comment everytime. this is getting ridiculous antonito. put a stop please.
thank you.
people are just trying to be funny, lets take a break from the usual insult exchange and post some jokes this topic have so much potential.
>Pepito, si hay cinco pájaros parados en un arbusto y le disparas a uno con una pistola, ¿Cuántos pájaros quedarían?" Ninguno," replicó pepito, "porque uno moriría y los otros cuatro saldrían volando." Bueno, la respuesta que estaba buscando era cuatro, pero me encanta tu manera de pensar."
Entonces Pepito dijo: "Tengo una pregunta para usted, señorita. Si hay tres mujeres sentadas en un banco comiéndose un helado, la primera lo está lamiendo, la segunda lo está mordiendo y la tercera lo está chupando. ¿Cuál de ellas está casada?" La profesora se sonrojó y contestó tímidamente: "Bueno, no estoy segura... Supongo que la que lo está chupando.
"No. La que está casada es la que lleva el anillo de bodas en el dedo, pero me encanta tu manera de pensar!"
La chica de la bodega se agacha a buscar los cigarrillos debajo del counter y se le sale un pedo...Como si nada se levanta y pone el paquete en el counter y le dice "two fifty".
El dominicano indignado le contesta... "tu fifty???!!!", pendeja. La del peo "fifty tu".......
From: Dominican Republic, From a yanikeke stand near you
hey vacanos why are you so ruthless bro.
people are just trying to be funny, lets take a break from the usual insult exchange and post some jokes this topic have so much potential.
"
THANK YOU
If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
From: Dominican Republic, santo domingo,calle comercio zona colonial
yes tonyj and the last one stuck to your face because it was so cold up there
"
Hell know,GC we are talking from experience, I have long retired since then. My ice scrapper is my only past time.