blu

Put her on a tug boat and fill it with lots of food.

OK xman I will bite ......they are going to strap her to the wing of a tucano ....Happy Now .....xman please no more fat jokes

Griot in the morning griot in the evening griot at suppertime. When griot is on the table you can have griot anytime!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha

Hey we just found out what josean looks like!!!! hahahahahahaha

mirabal4ever,
jajajajaja esta pasaooo

I thought food was expensive on the island

DR should not help this lady because if she stays in Haiti she will lose weight. Best diet in the western hemisphere.

I hate to say this and sound like a BLANK BLANK but, after 3 months in Haiti still 500 pounds.....starving Children in Haiti.....part of the Administration's obeast program......somebody help me, am I missing something ?

Xwill says:"I thought food was expensive on the island"

MIRABAL RESPONDS: This Gorda has connections because she is getting shagged by preval so he gives her all the food she wants! hahahahahaha

So if she would have paid for 3 seats they would not let her on board??? Who is going to pay for the Dominican airforce cost to fly this lady?

Commercial airlines should have flown her... On my last flight back to Florida there were many empty seats!

One question. How in the world did they fly her to haiti in the first place?

Why is DR paying for this? Shouldn't the almighty UN pick up the tab?

She looks like she would take up 3 seats but weighs what 2 heavy Dominican men weigh... What is the big deal its only a 2 hour flight to Miami... Airlines make so much money charging Dominican travelers bag fees that they should have flown her...

That woman is Not Fat: She's Big-Boned


dejen a madam manteca tranquila coño

1. I wouldn't say you're fat but when you sit around the house, you sit around the house!
2. You're so fat when you went to school you sat next to everybody.
3. I wouldn't say you're fat but you have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone directory.
4. If hot air makes a balloon go up what's keeping you down?
5. What times lunch, and is there any left after you eat?
6. You could be in the movies- you could play crowd scenes all by yourself.
7. Is it alright if I sell you're underwear to the circus? I hear they need a new tent.
8. I wouldn't say you're fat but you have more pounds than the Bank of England, and I ain't talking about your wallet.
9. I wouldn't jump up and down, you could cause an earthquake.
10. I hear the local restaurant are serving all flavours of Slimfast.
11. If you went on a diet two undeveloped nations would have enough food to eat for a year.
12. Is that your stomach or did you swallow a beach ball?

1) jaja, 3months and she added weight.
2) Now we know where they were taking the orphans
3) Damn, that is the biggest drug mule ever, DR military is making it happen again.


off the record " she is so fat.....how fat is she.......she is so fat , that when she jumped up in the air she got stuck"

Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager
Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again
Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide
Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"
Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes
Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.
Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.
Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish

It looks like every Haitian problem belongs to D.R.
No wonder haiti is starving. Is that dread's girlfriend?

Yes that is Belkis one and the same ....They had to build her a special seat in the car he bought for her ...The her cousin the plumber had to use the " jaws of life " to get her out ....when he wanted to lay the pipe ....Dread was not pleased

One has to ask.......People don't get to this size overnight, does she own a chain of grocery stores in Maimi ?

LOL I got one for all......imagine if they were canables in Haiti, the International food aide would come to a screeching halt.

LMAO!!!!!!! damn U guys especially Elprofe, slaughtered her!!

Mirabal,
It was a planned Military operation, they slid her out the back of the cargo plane on a palate with parachutes and stratigicaly placed her in haiti.

Who paid for this? Preval? The so called Haitian elite? or, the DT Haitian brethren?

NON OF THE ABOVE....................

Keep on keeping on, D.R. IS SAFEGUARD BY THE ALMIGHTY, NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY SAYS.

ettienc the mirth is not in her race or nationality but in the story itself and would create the same reaction anywhere and in any country by any race......childish minds all think alike .....I plead guilty

The xman was the drollest and funniest by giving me the first swing at the pinata but El Profe beat me to it

Etienn,

what part of : "she traveled from Maimi to Port-au-Prince to visit her relative" YOU DON'T UNDERSTANT? She should've gone to France instead. She's Haitian buddy, what's wrong?

I think etienn went to school in a short yellow bus. LOL.

TU ERES BRUTO O TE HACE?

RUN FORREST RUN. BUBBA GUMP, YOU WANNA BUY A SHRIMP BOAT?

entiennc01! Did you sleep with her too? LOLOLOLOL

etiennc01 is mad because his gordita is returning home, putting an end to his

COMER CON GRASA FETISH

No pero en serio, ella no esta tan gorda aunque es mas facil brincarla que darle la vuelta

All jokes aside, I am very upset that the commercial airlines did not ship her back to USA! How much more fuel would they have spent on a short flight from DR to Florida??? They nickle and dime all of thier customers but when they have to give a favor back to the community, they all run and hide!

Fritura de Haiti engorda tambien

Written by: etiennc01, 10 Jun 2010 1:20 PM
From: United States
Welcome to KINDERGATEN TODAY
WANTED
Mature adults to curb children meaness and wickedness
help them develop basic skills
through play and social interacting.......................Etiennc I think the same thing but I could not help myself

Blu,

I took a swing at that BIG ASS Pinata thinking it was full of candy but all I got out of it was 200lbs of sancocho and 100 gallons on methane gas.

Profe!!!!!!!!! Rotf!!!! LOLOLOL Tu ta loko!!!!

What is her favorite day of the year? Answer: FAT TUESDAY!

this is incredible we are turning little by little into a welfare state where we pay for the problems of other countries when we still have ours.

Thier is a rumor going around that entiennc likes to feed his girlfriend sancocho spoon fed out of a fogon!!!!!!! That is true love if you ask me....Im shedding tears. hahahahahahahahaha

lol mirabal

entiennc

Try Sprinkling about a pound of flour on her and then you might find the wet spot.

But make sure that you tie a good solid 4x4 post to your waist so you don’t fall in..

Is that airplane big enough to carry this kind of load?????????

Make her swim back.

Whales are efficient swimmers

as usual the United States Consulate in Santo Domingo has done nothing to help Dominique Lanoise. Why did the US Consulate abandon her in Santo Domingo for 3 months. I had the unfortunate experience of having to deal with them. They do nothing, they don't even return your calls.

el profe,
she can keep you warm on cold nights

LETS SEE IF I GETA BITE



From: United States
wheres the fellow who wants to boycott arizona?
i have some info. for him.
why not boycott mexico? why?
mexico tolerates abuses against undocumented migrants from centeral and south america. the situation in mexico is much harsher for central americans then when what illegal mexicans suffer in arizona. they are routinely extored by local police agents and human traffickers. kidnappings of migrants for ransom last year nearly 10,000 where abducted for more then six months. about 80% of girls and women experience sexual violence.{most dominican women women i have spoken with said they where raped when making the crossing}.in mexico, you could not be able to get food stamps, education, services or even show up at an emergency room if u do not have papers.
so life is tough in arizona for the 500,000 plus migrants

From: United States
and most of the metion above was done by local
authorities.

this guy has much criticism for uncle sam and the state of arizona.
under the mexican law, illegal immigration is a felony, punishable by up to two years in prison, immigrants who are deported and attempt to renter can be imprisoned for 10 years.
by comparison, the arizona law requires that police request immigration papers from people it stops for whatever other lawful reason.the police officers in mexico are to local maffias that operate total impunity.
so lets boycott uncle sam and cheer on mexico i would guess this is the dominican way.
man 11 million illegal's in the states and no one even knows their names or who they are. man thats scary would u not say?i

From: United States
and most of the metion above was done by local
authorities.

this guy has much criticism for uncle sam and the state of arizona.
under the mexican law, illegal immigration is a felony, punishable by up to two years in prison, immigrants who are deported and attempt to renter can be imprisoned for 10 years.
by comparison, the arizona law requires that police request immigration papers from people it stops for whatever other lawful reason.the police officers in mexico are to local maffias that operate total impunity.
so lets boycott uncle sam and cheer on mexico i would guess this is the dominican way.
man 11 million illegal's in the states and no one even knows their names or who they are. man thats scary would u not say?i

Yo X,

I would rather freeze to death than be smothered by a whale.

Demasiado jamón para dos huevos.

LOL Guys, guys let's think of safety first, whales are still getting harpooned......Samana bay.....nah !

Riosm,

entiennc tried his harpoon on her but it bent in two

LATE BRAKING NEWS

Dominican Air Force plane crashes into the sea trying to fly obese Haitian woman to Miami.

Nadie le hizo caso al piti danny. Is fat joke day. LOL.

ONCE AGAIN, D.R. COMES OUT SHINING BY HELPING THIS LADY LIKE THE BRIGHTEST STAR.

You guys are killing me! LOL LOL LOL
The lady was our DR air force secret weapon to drop her in the ocean over the oil spill, so she can seal the leak or plug the hole. LOL.

Generoso,

Thats a dam good idea. I pissed my pants when I read your post.

Danny O O,

go back to washing dishes at Taco Bell.

U R A, O i 8 1 2

now figuer that one out

come mierdia

00,

Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!

00,

Yo mama's so fat that they have to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot.

00,

yo mama's so fat that they droped her on the Arizona / Mexico border to stop the Mexicans from crossing.

But it back fired, the Mexicans started making fajita tacos from the corns on her feet.

oink oink... fatso!

Profe,

you're killing me.LOL. I never heard so many fat jokes.

Etiennc01,
I'll top it with.......
1. Did she gain more weight while in Haiti ? and if so, how ?
2. Was she part of the "help Haiti" gang ?
3. Did she buy a round trip ticket ?
4. Was she offered first class with bigger seats ?
5. Was she declared a safety hazzard due to possible problems with emergency evacuations ?
6. Was she a passenger problem while enroute to Haiti ?
7. Is she now sueing the airline for weight descrimination ?
8. Was she forced and threaten with death to eat airline food ?
9. Was the airline responcible for her eating habits ?
10. Was she the victim of overnight balooning ?
LOL and I can go on and on....but I won't for fear of being sued by your client for slander,
then I'll be forced to countersue for.....I'll think of something.
Hey I fell for this lady too, why if I was a loving familty member I'll remind her of the dangers of being OBEAST and the added stress one puts on the heart.
Take care.

After reading the first 10 or so comments, I didn't bother with the rest... I have rarely read so much ignorance! Just jokes maybe? Just "trying" to be funny? Let's hope that few of you have the responsability of bringing up our future generation with the important values of respect and tolerance.

You guys know the code name the dominican military has for this operation??????

Operation Free Willy!

Will it be enough to gut the interior of a C-130? Or will it be necessary to call on the USAF to provide a C-5?

im glad she made it safe to miami

Let's take a break from the gutter jokes ,the pelvis twisting and the mastubation to interject a serious concern.
As we know 64% of Dominicans are of African encestry , therefore 64% of Dominicans carry the fat mass and obesity associated gene that makes them predisposed to be obese and diabetic.

Lets behave as mature adult for a moment and dedicate a little time to debate the issue of deliberate food selection to control the body weight within the Dominican community

All people of feeble ,inferior and atrophied intellect should take a "ridicule" day off.

Sacasm annoys and reduces the human dimension when it is overused.
Sacasm is the lowest form of wit since its aim is to belittle and hurt someone

Lot of ignorance...This woman is fat because she's sick, it's a disease....

Nehesy,

Yes she is Sick

SICK OF EATING

operation free willy


an instant classic

me mataste con esa

"As we know 64% of Dominicans are of African encestry , therefore 64% of Dominicans carry the fat mass and obesity associated gene that makes them predisposed to be obese and diabetic"

Also 99% of dominicans don't eat 5lbs of rice , 3lbs of chicken with 2 aguacates
and a ponchera de habichuelas con dulce for dessert

generoso,
foward her info to BP

canadafriend,
Are you mad because USA beat Canada in hockey???

old school -trinitario
99% of Haitians eat mud cakes your own words , remember ?

What is mud cookies etiennc???

if the commercial airline brought her there than they should have to pay the airforce to bring her back.

yes i said that , I remember

but i also remember you said that 99% of dominicans are racist and hate haitians and you also joined the afro-lambones crew in that infamous slandering campaign against DR back then before the haitian earthquake remember?

but don't worry i hold no grudge agaist you, you're all right bro, you only need to come down from that moral summit you live on and join the gang.

You guys still over here beating up on the fat lady .....give it a rest !

If disease is Her problem then why wasn't reported in the first place as part of this article......
either way the anger should then be pointed towards the airline who brought her to Haiti then failed for a return flight.


Did she purchase a ROUND TRIP TICKET ?

Is safety the issue ?

Was she offered a first class seat, bigger seat and near the entrance ?

And still no answer.

old school trinatario eres un mentiroso !

How could I say 99% of Dominicans are racist.

1- Dominican is not a race
2- my mother is Dominican
3- my abuelo is Dominican
4- I own a place in the Dominican Republic and the lady que alumbra mi vida is Dominican ( you are jealous)
5-I have been trumpetted the fact that 64 % of Domininans have African genes.
At least ateofosforo, xwillsatano, carlosperejilfranco,el profemierda, and the other lunatics are not liars

etiennc01

tu fuiste el que empezo a hablar mentira

cuando fue que yo dije que el 99% de haitianos come galleticas de barro?

yo si dije que si comian, lo cual es un hecho probado pero no dije el 99%.

asi que deja la tiradera, o.k
y para tu informacion mi jeva tambien alumbra mi vida, ella tiene planta electrica y cuando se va la luz yo cojo pa su casa a ver television y a comer gallina, como te quedo el ojo boberto

bonye apoteyeu

Etiennc says: old school -trinitario
"99% of Haitians eat mud cakes your own words , remember" ?

Do you think trinitario was reffering to haitians in the states? This lady is a haitian american. She is on disability for one simple reason. Reason being she can sit at home and eat right out of calderos all day.

where is that autobus coming from.
I have never heard from him before !
Hey boy, I have friends here , hear ?

you will never be one of the mirabal !

Etiennc01 says: "you will never be one of the mirabal" !

I say: Thats right, i am not one of...... I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trinitario mentions: "Also 99% of dominicans don't eat 5lbs of rice , 3lbs of chicken with 2 aguacates
and a ponchera de habichuelas con dulce for dessert"

You forgot one thing Trinitario and that is what she had to drink with all that food. One gallon of whole milk!!!!!! Thats not counting the kit kats and two liter of coke she consummed for the midnight snack while watching the movie "PRECIOUS". hahahahahahahahahaha

mirabalwannabe
something tells me that you are a fat boy and you are in the food selling business.
Correct me if i am wrong !

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xwill7

When did USA beat Canada in Hockey recently?

And still no answers to my questions......

A disgruntled man that cant get it up due to his woman being unattractive says: "mirabalwannabe
something tells me that you are a fat boy and you are in the food selling business".
"Correct me if i am wrong" !

Two things i want to say: 1. Did you listen to El Profe when he mentioned the flour trick in order to find the wet spot? N 2 i wish i was in the food selling buisness because with the way your bitch eats i would be as rich as Oscar de la Renta. How did you pick up your girl? Damn you must be one cheap ass Sanki! hahahahahahahahaha

xwill-
Whatever your question had to do within this line of comments??? USA beat Canada in what hockey game?
And, as much as a sports fan I am, may the best win.
And it's now soccer time!

This could be a great new business for the DR air force - transport of awkward loads.
S.

So many posts and so little substance...

1.Why did the Airline that flew her to Haiti not fly her back?
2.Why is the Dominican government flying her back?
3.Where is the money to pay for her flight back coming from?

Al the other comments be they jokes or piti afrolambon comments have nothing to do with the issue at hand.

canadafriend & alisonmt,
You two from canada love to forget when your country looses... lol USA beat Canada 5-3 in the 2010 winter olympics...

see for yourself
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/201....ats-canada-in-olymp_n_470942.html

I thought hockey was Canada's sport... USA beat Canada in your own backyard

Is amazing the high moral grounds some people here fabricated for themselves.
My jokes in cyber-space have the same value as your fake cyber-space humanity, so please save me the moral lesson on compassion and unnecessary cruelty.

Besides she does not look that fat, if you put her next to a pack of walruses

xwill7,

Seriously guy, I don't know where you got your facts from or what game you were watching but Canada won both gold medals, men's and women's, in the 2010 Winter Olympics. Obviously you didn't watch the great final men's game where Sidney Crosby scored the winning goal in OT!! Sheesh, don't try to mess with a Canadian about our game..... :P