From: United States
Here we go. This is the beginning of a civil war in the near future. The population in Haiti is growing on a daily base. Of course, no one is working, food is given by the UN, so fu... is on the time table, DAILY!!!
Written by: bernies, 29 Oct 2012 10:10 AM
From: United States, key west fl
If you are born in Swizerland of illegal parents you do not get swiss citizenship and so is with many other european country and Arab countries. So why then are we Dominican Republic being force by all these leftist to give citizenship to illegal people in this country.
From: United States, Brooklyn
If they go back to haiti they will have a state! SIMPLE
From: Dominican Republic, NEVER FORGOTTEN, NEVER FORSAKEN!
"If they go back to haiti they will have a state! SIMPLE"
Nobody wants to live in Haiti, you see, Haitians only speak from the comfort of a foreign land; they feel they have a voice only outside of their country but those inside are trapped, hopeless with no sense of direction. They've been taken for a 208 year ride and it only seems to get worse.
Now, there are a few posters here that won't accept this message because this is the reality, but then again they are outside of Haiti.
...by the way, over 50 dead in Haiti after the storm, you Haitians outside should send money to help your compatriots.
From: United States
The last time I went to D.R. I helped a haitian lady with a dominican passport to fill the imigration form.Thousand of haitians in the same way...
I still feell sorry for those haitians born in D.R. but some few are paying for the mistakes of a large part of haitians in D.R.
Why should we allow all haitian a free citizenship to D.R.?
Do they allow dominicans a free citizenship to USA and Europe?
Written by: PapaD0c, 29 Oct 2012 12:32 PM
From: Haiti
Haitiking my boy,The US has their own laws and the DR has their own as well.
Besides,you don't often see Dominicans marching,whining and complaining about their immigration status.It is always us haitians throwing tamtrums,because the thought of staying stuck in haiti is just terrifying.
That's why it is so easy for you to say what you say.Why don't you come and stay in haiti for good,since you love it so much?
Come on my boy,come back home and we'll throw you a great welcoming party!
From: Dominican Republic, Santo Domingo
"The plaintiffs claim that the country’s new civil registration policies violate the rights of Haitian descendants and undermine their quality of life." We are tired, we got up in the soup and continue to call everyday things that are not true and that paradoxically are denied in their country, in Haiti will supplement documents, should be us, violate trespassing laws and if deport alleged that human rights are violated, Americans by the thousands deported Mexicans, Dominicans and that's nothing, Dom. Haitians deported and is a human rights violation.
For those countries that pay those merchants of human misery and are the cause of the evils of haiti not take them to his house. Dominicans fools NOT HAVE TO throw that shit, IN GOOD DOMINICAN. Enough of blackmail.
At Clinton that half a dozen to take home is the least we can do for the good business is being done in Haiti..
Written by: Avaro, 29 Oct 2012 1:52 PM
From: Dominican Republic, Ensanche Ozama
C'mon now, people who are born in D.R. whose parent's aren't residents are in transit. Illegal Haitians don't have a residence permit so their kids fall under that in transit category. We're only doing what it says in the constitution. Why doesn't Haiti accept them as Haitians? If American parents give birth abroad the child has American citizenship. Why isn't Haiti giving these 'stateless' Haitians a 'state'?
Anyway, deport all of them. Don't hurt them while doing so. Respect them as humans, but make them leave.
From: Dominican Republic, NEVER FORGOTTEN, NEVER FORSAKEN!
Insults, what can you expect from a insane Haitian?
Take your Meds boy, you sound like a mad chihuahua.
The truth hurts, it looks like I touched a sensitive
Haitian nerve.
Where were you boy when D.R saved and helped
thousands of little Haitians?
Where were you when we donated University?
I think you were busy worshiping the devil.
Goodbye little boy, I can't wait to hear from you.
From: Dominican Republic, NEVER FORGOTTEN, NEVER FORSAKEN!
Mwaaa!aaaaaaaaaa
My wife and I both US citizens, not big deal, as far as technology
we have it all with our Dominican Pesos.
Mwa!aaa!aaaaaaa!.
Written by: Trujillo, 29 Oct 2012 3:51 PM
From: Dominican Republic
They are haitians even if they were born in the DR and that's according to their own constitution. And there's the many cases of identity theft, that's why you see a lot of haitians with spanish names/last names in the DR.
Written by: Trujillo, 29 Oct 2012 4:02 PM
From: Dominican Republic
Lol at the "we (Haiti) freed your coward ass" comment. We declared our independent from Spain December 1821 and by Febuary 1822 Haiti invaded us and kept raping and killing our people until 1844. It should serve as an example for anyone who thinks that having a military is useless. They did that because we were not prepared. Dominicans have freed ourselves everytime. From Spain, Haiti and our own dictatorship.
From: United States
@ ohvictor yes they do give free citizenship to dominican born of ilegal parents in the us if you dont believe go to the heights say imigracion
From: United States
@ trujillo who help you gain that independence from spain
Written by: DaveB, 29 Oct 2012 4:38 PM
From: United States
Haiting Halfwit, just shut up, you foulmouthed, self centered, whiny, guttercrawling and panhandling little coward. Everytime you write something stupid you try to prove to everyone else that Haitians are inferior.
From: United States
@ haitian, who helped us gain independence from Spain?
First independence was when we overthrew the frenchies in 1810 after Napolean installed his brother as King of Spain. We voluntarily went back under the Spanish flag.
Second independence was from Spain without resistance from them as they were quite busy at the time in South America and Central America. Shortly after the worst disaster to befall the island since
Since the massacre in Xaragua; the haitian army invades Santo Domingo with an army equal in numbers to the entire population.. Without weapons the population is literally kept hostage for 24 yrs until the heroic revolution of the
Third independence in 1844 when the savage former slave army is vanquished and sent scurrying across the border. Several other invasions in 1848, 1852 and 1856 are repulsed. The last one so one sided was the haitian body count that no more armed attempts are made against the DOMINICANS.
Cont:
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Fourth independence occurrs when the government of Pedro Santana again hands sovereignty to Spain . Patriots immediately take up arms against the govt and the Spanish army backing them.
Our now brothers in Haiti provide material support and santuary for the rebels. The Dominican Gregorio Luperon and DominicoHaitian Ulysis Heaureux distinguish themselves in battle and go on to influence Dominican politics for the next 20-30 yrs.
So it can be said that Haiti helped in the War of Restoration vs. Spain. On several occassions during turmoil and revolutions both countries have given aid and refuge to revolutionaries on both sides. Perhaps these times of cooperation between us should be the ones remembered most.
From: United States
The population density in Haiti is such that only a mass exodus from the country will give it a chance
to develope. As neighbors DR must help with this exodus. I said help, not take it ALL upon ourselves.
Other nations as Attabay pointed out must step up and accept their share of excess Haitians.
When other nations really start helping in this manner, then DR can consider to be magnanimous with the cane-cutter's descendants.
To accept and allow their argument would just encourage more illegal migrations to DR, until the good Dominican will gets exasperated and we have to play the bad guy to guarantee our way of life, our culture and ethnicity.
So there it is: legalizing the descendants of the sugarcane cutters and other long time immigrants in return for visas to cooperating countries for the mass numbers of recent immigrants. It is only fair. Every country must take their share.
From: United States
As long you were born on planet earth and have one Haitian parent you r an Haitian it is their new law either they are unaware or do not want to leave or the d r officials purposely withholding this information for future projets like the new metro line being stateless that's B S
From: United States
Here we go again!
Haitians and their fake love and pride for Haiti.
They want to be everywhere but Haiti.
Written by: beachbum, 30 Oct 2012 7:06 AM
From: Dominican Republic, La Playa
.
HAITIking wrote: "... some of us are waiting for the country to be much calmer and better infrastructure ..."
Yeah, right, you are waiting for things to just happen... If there is so much to do, why don't you go back to your beloved country and start doing something about it? If everybody runs away, there will be nobody left to build a Haiti worth living in it.
My suggestion would be: you Haitians stop whining about the situation 'back home' and start making your country a better place if you love it so much! Running away from problems is not gonna change anything... ever!
From: United States
I only have one non-testosterone pregunta??? Please, can anyone let me know or have any info if Samy Sosa or Vlad Guerero participated in that said pro-Haitianos (ilegales Haitianos) marcha?
No fighting now, just want to know? Maybe Haitiking did provide the answer since I tend not to read his post, todavia no se!!!! Please guys, hepl me out on this one; I know you guys have the answers and solution to everything. I mean todos!!!!!
From: United States
they should make legal the ones that are born in DR but they should stop the migration of haitians to the dominican republic , we can not keep on suporting theses people , they are part of the reoson why the dominican republic economy is in such bad shape . we do not have enought platanos to keep feeding them (really ) send the ones that do not a dominican citizenship back Haiti . they should stay in their side and we stay in ours after all we are not the same people they eat humans and we dont .
From: United States
Jamb, a lot of us tend to just scroll over his rantings. I have not heard anything on Sosa or Guerrero. Where did you get that info?
@diarreamouthking, dude this is DT news, not HT. Any semi intelligent thought or comment you may have is drowned by your nonstop chatter of nonsense and irrelevancy.
This article is about the disenfranchised descendants of sugar-cane cutters and other Haitian immigrants of 20-40 yrs residing in DR. I am of the opinion that some legalization process should be applied to them but only as part of a comprehensive plan to address the mass influx of illegal immigrants from Haiti.
That is all you have to comment on you imbecil.
From: United States
@martinez,
You crack me up. Do you think they use garlic?
From: United States
Donkeyking's last posting is proof positive we must deport 90% of the excess ILLEGAL laborers in DR. This must be done so no more DOMINICANS have to risk their lives in search of a living elsewhere.
From: United States
King of b*cthes I hope your hate boils your blood till it oozes out of your ears you effeminate black turd. All you do is curse and rant. Everyone including your compatriots think, correction know you are socially deviant and mentally deficient.
"When I'm around P be careful". Pleeasse.
Or what you'll curse some more? Typical b#ttch behavior. Real men don't talk s*it and hide behind a keyboard.
From: United States
I love how haitib1tch OMITS important information during his copied and pasted history narrative.
"The Taíno people became virtually, but not completely, extinct on the island of Hispaniola. Some who evaded capture fled to the mountains and established independent settlements. Survivors mixed with escaped African slaves (runaways called maroons) and produced a multiracial generation the Spanish called zambos. They used the term mestizo for those children born to native women and European – usually Spanish – men. The later French settlers called people of mixed African and Amerindian ancestry marabou. The children born of unions between African women and European men were called mulâtres. During the French colonial years, some white fathers sent their mixed-race sons to France to be educated and passed on social capital in other ways, freeing their slaves mistresses and their children"
cont.
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Cont.
Then he goes on this rant:
"You Dvmb
D0minic@n sc....mb...gs
Our language is mixed , that s why iT s called CRE0le , its a blend of every race and of culture ever lay foot in Haiti
We Have Mostly French words , a bit of African we re not sure which ones , bit of Native American , we don't know which words are of them , a bit of Spanish not many and a bit of English added later .
For exemple
A French man would say ( moi aussi )
An American would say ( me too )
A Haitian ( mwen mem Tou )
Yet this time the word " TOO " is used by Haitians in English but not the French way except that in Cr€ole the word TOO is spelt as " TOU " same pronounciation and same meaning but written in creole .
Cont.
From: United States
Well,he "FORGOT" to mention that the French colonization of the western side of Hispaniola started officially on 1697,then they started importing their slaves (today's Haitians ancestors) soon after.
By the time you guys made it to the island,the future Dominicans ancestors had been living on the island for a long while.
You were about 205 YEARS LATE TO THE PARTY!
Now,You have yet to say a single Taíno word used in your ugly dialect,(composed mostly by African,then some French)...that's why a Frenchman can't understand a pití talking to him in "creole",capisce?
Also, name a single town in Haiti with Taíno name.
WAIT!!! Let me guess....Haitians HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON WITH TAINOS.
Stop flattering yourself......you're pathetic.
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Trini .... Ooch . Someone once said the truth hurts.
Well petite fille , which are you? A little bit of every group that came to the island or pure black Afrikan like you like to blather. C'mon fille decide what you are and then stick to it.
From: United States
Roi de rien, you seem in denial of the period of 1822-1844. You feign amazement when readers post stories of the attrocities committed by Haitian army in DR during this timespan. What were you taught happened during this time? What beneficial government action was undertaken on behalf of the people? I sincerely am curious as to what you are taught.
I wonder what happened to Haiti after the last time we shared our culture with you in 1856. What happened to Soulouque after his retreat back to Haiti. Wasn't he an Emperor?
Written by: Pepe32, 31 Oct 2012 12:10 AM
From: Dominican Republic
More pitIDIOCY
"Taino my @s$ if , you are TAINOS , so are Haitians
We can call ourselves TAINOS and Arawaks too
Queen Anacaona revered throughout Haiti , she s even on our Coat of Arms. (REVERED)
It doesn't take SH...h€@d Dominicans to tell me
You mention that TAINOS has nothing to do with Haitians ,I will not even argue with that one
And We not being mixed with them is no big deal , they were nothing but savag€s (SAVAGES)
Nothing to be proud about. " (NOTHING TO BE PROUD ABOUT)
You are one confused sick puppy,but it is almost funny to have Haitians call anyone savage...
Written by: Pepe32, 31 Oct 2012 12:14 AM
From: Dominican Republic
My ugly dialect ? Yes your ugly grunt like babbling called kreyol
How can languages be ugly ? Some sound pleasing others sound like kreyol
Name a single town , names were change , the word Haiti is a native word , or "Ayiti "
Haiti is the only native word left ,all the others are names chosen by your French masters. Of course people who only arrived on the island in the mid to late 1700's have no idea about the original inhabitants of the island.
Written by: Pepe32, 31 Oct 2012 12:16 AM
From: Dominican Republic
Our emperor should have done finished the JoB .
Then you cry like a baby when Dominicans say Trujillo should have finished the job ,but contrary to most Haitians Dominicans despise their bloodthirsty despots while Haitians erect statues in their honour!
From: United States
You little b*cth , you rant and curse and think you can cause anything? If the shingding were to start, are you coming down to the island to fight or are you gonna continue to run your filthy negroid tongue from. 3k miles away ,you ignorant baboon.
And be decisive petite fille, like a man should; do you hate 80% or 98% of Dominicans. Go ahead and prove your complete ignorance .
You
Demented
Evil
Bafoon
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haitikingofmud said:
Taino my @s$ if , you are TAINOS , so are Haitians
We can call ourselves TAINOS and Arawaks too
Queen Anacaona revered throughout Haiti , she s even on our Coat of Arms.
It doesn't take SH...h€@d Dominicans to tell me.
We have DNA PROOF and the looks as well.Here,take a gander at my beautiful people.
dominicantoday.com/dr/forum/living-in-the-dr/general-info/586/Taino-Ancestry-Among-Dominicans/135
dominicantoday.com/dr/forum/living-in-the-dr/general-info/586/Taino-Ancestry-Among-Dominicans/137
We still dance and celebrate our Taíno ancestry (scroll down to the bottom of the page.
dominicantoday.com/dr/forum/living-in-the-dr/general-info/586/Taino-Ancestry-Among-Dominicans/12
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"And We not being mixed with them is no big deal , they were nothing but savag€s (SAVAGES)
Nothing to be proud about. " (NOTHING TO BE PROUD ABOUT)"
Well I'm happy that your African tribe were civilized and advanced when your French masters hauled your black asses over to the island.
Just take a look at your "Haitian Eutopia" built by your "superior" civilization.
A true testament of your "greatness" after 200 + years!
HOORAY..!!!
From: United States
"We can call ourselves TAINOS and Arawaks too
Queen Anacaona revered throughout Haiti , she s even on our Coat of Arms."
Anacaona died 194 years way before your arrival (1503)
You've got nothing to do with her.
Quit it.......it's sad.
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Taino words in Dominican Spanish
Aji = n : Hot Pepper.
Anacaona = n : Golden Flower.
Areito = n : A Traditional Dances with spoken historic songs.
Arepa = n : Corn Cake.
Bara = n : Kill or Death, also a whip.
Barbacoa = n : A Stand, a four legged stand, made of sticks, used in the cooking process of roasting meat.
Batata = n : Sweet Potato.
Bohio = n : small square house (typical countryside homes).
Cocuyo = n : Small Lighting Bug, with a blueish light, they come out at night.
Colibri = n : Hummingbird.
Cana = n : Any number of Palmetto trees (A type of palmetto are the palms that line the malecon of Santo Domingo)
Ceiba = n: Silkcotton Tree (These are gigantic trees visible in the Cibao valley especially, many are upwards of 300 years old!)
Canoa = n : Small Boat.
Cacike = n : Chief.
Catey or Katey = n : Disturb, bother.
Cibao = n : Stone Mountains (today Cibao is the name of the valley, not the mountain range which Cordillera Central)
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Mucaro = n : Owl.
Naiboa = n : The poisonous juice of the Yuca brava.
Nana = n : Girl. (Dominicans often say Nena as oppose to Nana).
Sabana = n : Big Valle or Large Plain.
Sanaco = n : Clo
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Cojiba = n : Rolled Tabacco
Cucubano = n : Large Lighting Bug.
Choreto = n : Abundance.
Guaraguao = n : Red Tailed Hawk.
Guama = n : Large Shade Tree, a fruit Tree.
Guagua = n : Bus or Car, a form of transit.
Guajey = n : Gord Scraper also known as a Guira.
Guayo = n : Grater.
Hamaca = n : Hanging Bed.
Hutia = n : Rat like roden, native to Hispaniola.
Iguana = n : Large Green Lizard.
Jaiba = n : River Crab or Freshwater Crayfish River.
Jicotea = n : Land Turtle.
Jibaro = n : Man of the Forest.
Manati = n : Sea Cow.
Mabi = n : A Fruit tree.
Maraca = n : Gord Rattle, Musical Instrument made of Higuera gord.
Macu = n : Big Eyes.
Maco = n: Frog.
Maguey = n : Big Sun, a Drum. (See the word Mayohuacan).
Manicato = n : A Bold person, valiant of a good heart.
Mime = n : Little Fly.
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Give us what? Proof that the continuous a$$ whippings we've been giving your ancestors since 1844 has caused brain damage . Your every post demonstrates that. The brain damage was such that your men got confused as to what gender practices prostitution and started prostituting themselves to american, canadian, and european homos in the 1980's, and we know what happened afterwards, the 3H's. You know... Heroin addicts, homos, etc. I hope that defective gene has not been passed to this latest generation. Then again you might be proof it was passed on. Sorry to hear you procreated. I would apologize to your children for engendering them.
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Venganza we've left him speechless!
I'm not even done with our Taíno lexicon and I haven't even posted our Taíno towns and cities.
From: United States
Venganza since those a$$ whippings every Haitian born afterwards is born with a Dominican boot lodged up their colons.
From: United States
Pití,I get it it's just the mud talking.
From: United States
Get off of it.
You're turning into a zombie!
Bwaaaaah-ha-ha-ha-haaa!!
From: United States
Stop using our words,that's just sad.
Written by: Pepe32, 31 Oct 2012 1:00 AM
From: Dominican Republic
"My
Grand
Mother
Called me
The other day and she asked me , what are you doing ?
I said
I am fighting d0minic@ns online "
She should tell you to get a job...
From: United States
colibrí?
really????
you haitians can't roll the letter "r",because it is nonexistent in creole!!
buaaaaaah-ha-ha-ha!!
a haitian would pronounce that "coliblí"
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remember how you couldn't pronounce "perejil"?
haitians would say "pelejil"
he,he,he,heee!
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Abuje Type of insect that stings or bites
Arcabuco Forest
Arijuna Foreigner
Atole Stew
Babonuco Cloth coiled on top of head used to balance
Bexuco A type of vine used to create bags
Bibijagua Type of ant
Bucaro Wading bird
Busica To give
Cacona Glass Bead. Bead works
Cajaya Shark
Cana Type of palm tree
Canari A clay pot
Cao Type of crow bird
Cariaco Corn with red tones
Chicha Fermented drink made out of corn
Chin Small quantities
Chinchilin A type of black bird
Cibuca A strainer used to squeezed yucca roots
Ciguato Silly person
Cimu Beginning
Cinato To irritate
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Ipire Crain bird
Ita Don't know anything
Jicara Gourd
Jiriguao Lice
Juaiba To Go
Juey Crab from mangrove swamps
Jujabi Small parrot
Lambi Conch
Leren Type of potato
Licei Brave or daring men
Mabuya Ghost of an evil spirit
Maca Tree
Macana Wooden club
Macao Land of the Orient
Machabuca I don't care
Mahite Teethless
Manaya Ax made out of stones
Mao Shield made out rope, thick grass and/or cotton
Mapuey Type of tuber
Mayani Nothing
Maye A type of mosquito that lives near high grass
Moroyo Cemi of the rain
Nacan In the middle
Naguacoquio Dressed person
Naje Paddle
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Cob Big conch shell
Comexen Termites
Coqui Cricket frog
Cupey Tree which resin they used to make handballs
Daca Guamiquina I am an important person
Dali Rope made from a fixed grass
Fututo Horn made out of conch shell
Guabina Type of fish
Guaguarey Clay
Guaiba To go
Guanime Dessert platter made of corn
Guatiao A vow of sincere friendship between two people, under which they interexchange their names.
Guatu Campfire
Guazabara To Fight
Guibara Shrubby horsetails
Haba Cane basket
Hico Rope for hammocks
Higuaca Parrot
Hupia Spirit of the night
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Nigua Type of flee that lives in the dirt and nails
Nitaino Noble man
Operito Dead
Pernonila Small red and black fruit
Pitirre Type of bird
Pu A shade of color red
Roco To get to know
Sarobey Cotton
Seboruco Inhospitable terrain
Serra To exchange
Tabuco A type of vine
Taino, Matum, Manicato Kindness, Friendship, generous nobility
Tanama Butterfly
Teitoca To Stand still
Tequia Teacher, Guide
Tereque Article with no value
Tiao Brother
Toa Mother
Toali A three points "cemi"
Toca To be
Totumo A type of tree whose fruits look like a pumpkin.
Tureyro Sky
Xauxau Casabe reserved for important people
Xoxen Mosquito
Yayama Pineapple
Yu A shade of white color
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You left out the Russian words in creole.
From: United States
You left out the Russian words in creole.
From: United States
How about Chinese creole?
mandarin creole?
Inuit creole?
Irish creole?
German?
Norse?
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Scandinavian Creole?
Polish creole?
Yiddish Creole?
Martian creole?
Creole creole?
Taino creole?
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Irrelevant
YOU WEREN'T THERE,REMEMBER?
From: United States
You were still back in Africa running away from horny gorillas and hungry hyenas!
Written by: Pepe32, 31 Oct 2012 1:15 AM
From: Dominican Republic
you forgot Piti- a stupid stubborn person
From: United States
Delusion,the funny Haitian treat.
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Hey jealousyyy
Hey jealousyy
Hey jealousyy
Jealousyy...
From: United States
Anacaona's blood runs through our veins...you're revering us!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-haa...
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Strength in numbers was what your people thought would always win out when confronting us . That worked the first time when we weren't armed and your ancestors had all the modern weapons at that time taken from the frenchies. As soon as we got some weapons we cut your numbers down and have ever since. And you grossly outnumbered us in each battle. History can be manipulated but it doesn't lie. A butt whipping is a buttwhipping no matter how you try to decorate it. And ma petite fille, that has been the only result since 1844: BUTTWHIPPINGS. And don't come with that lame excuse you always dribble: We were tired of wars! Waaaaaah! I'm seeing if the international community does not lend a hand with your horrible population planning, you will never progress.
Unfortunately for you any armed incursion against our people will result in manageable population levels for your people.
Are most Haitians so cowardly like you that they would attack the elderly, women and childre
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"By
The
Way
Although
Traces
Of the Indians can still be seen in some people in Haiti and some sort of mixtures did take place "
Pití the only one time Haitians have ever been close to a Taíno is when they come across a Dominican.
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You're pathetic.
From: United States
Haitians used to say out loud that the Taínos were dead and that Dominicans were not Taínos.
Now that we have proof,all of a sudden they also are part Taíno!
Funny and sad at the same time.
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venga, don't get upset hermanito. I heard samy was holding a 66 banner during the protest. OK? now, you and the king should go out on a date. better hurry up, now pipi32 is getting into the mix. don't let that noble taino (pipi32) steal your date (haitiking). let be fair about it all, you and the king should air your dirty linen in private. on a serious side, Haiti and DR issue will never go away. One day all of you will bow to my feet and give me my long overdue respect! when isabela disrupted the Noble Taino's existence, not refering to pipi32, that broad created a mess without any long or short forseeing resolution. my rants and yours will solved nada, i mean nada mi hermanito. we can apply the 2 LOT or any universal/natural law, DR and Haiti will be unified. now before you and pipi drop your lips into an uncontable cronic verbal diarea? unification is beyond my or your liking or dislike. 2 countries can nolonger exist in la hispañola! I am not advacating any, just stating the fact
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hey trini,
don't you remember those taino boys running around the national palace in Haiti, the then NP??
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Great comeback to my last posting dweebking. I see you didn't even address it. If my countrymen
were taking it and giving it up the B@@ty I would try to change the conversation too.
Mors celare? Really?? Hope I run into you in the field of battle , chicken sh*t pendejo.I can just see you going after an elderly woman, just like your ancestors.
And stop posting all this fluff and puff about Haiti. What the hell does anybody care whether your govt is celebrating festival of flowers or festival of the dead.
Dude your people need to get busy rebuilding the infrastructure so your people can go back instead of fritterring time and money on all this fluff and effiminate sh*t.
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Same context, nomnsense and format of writing than josean?
I knew that Josean was Haitian, that he can not be dominican at ALL!
Too much coincidence Josean-haityking!
Just go back to puerto principe and leave us alone..
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And Jamb, brother you at least appreciate the better living conditions, and the people of DR. I am sure you have been made welcome by some Dominicans. As I have said before DR should help alleviate Haiti's overpopulation crisis. We can take and legalize a portion of your people. Union will just change The DR into Haiti with all its current problems. If given the legal opportunity that fusion would bring , do you honestly think 2/3 of Haiti wouldn't cross the border?
Fusion? Not for several generations. One of the major stumbling blocks and cause for a major civil war would be that your greatest hero , dessi the butcher of anything white is our most detested villain.
Until that part of your history telling is changed to reflect the barbarous actions against the Spanish speaking side by that nut (whom your own people had to assasinate), there can not even be a mentioning of the word: fusion.
Written by: Atabey, 31 Oct 2012 4:05 PM
From: United States, NYC
Written by: ohhhvictor, Just go back to puerto principe and leave us alone..
"Zombi //From Kikongo – Nzumbi // n. a ghost, a soulless corpse or living dead"
Let the zombi be.
No vale la pena.
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Written by: jambdebois, 31 Oct 2012 10:55 AM
From: United States
hey trini,
don't you remember those taino boys running around the national palace in Haiti, the then NP??
NOPE.....they have nothing to do with Taínos.If you DNA test them,you'll see what I mean.
If you put on a kimono would that make you Japanese?
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Hey everybody,great news for Haiti!
" MADONNA AND ANGELINA JOLIE TO CLUB TOGETHER TO BUY HAITI."
Both Madonna and Angelina Jolie have tried to help some of the unfortunate victims of the Haiti earthquake in 2010 by taking them into their own families through the adoption process.
Madonna's application has been flatly refused, whilst Jolie's is still undergoing review, and looks to be heading the same way.
This has led the two fantastically wealthy women to take the unusual step of purchasing the country.
"Mrs Jolie and Miss Ciccone have pooled some of their vast fortunes to mount an economic takeover of Haiti," said lawyer for the pair, Hans Oberfisst. "Due to the rundown nature of the infrastructure and the poor care of the country by its previous owner, they hope to be able to knock down the asking price of fifty billion US Dollars to fifty million. If more is needed, Oprah Winfrey has indicated she is willing to join the coalition."
From: United States
Michel Martelly is the current President of Haiti, and it is with him as to whether or not to accept the proposal.
"Martelly is been given our initial offer," said Oberfisst. "The ball is in his court for now."
Should the buy-out be successful, it would see Jolie and Madonna (and possibly Winfrey) not only take over the running of the country, but they would instantly be appointed Mother to Orphaned Children in the nation. They also intend on changing the national anthem to Like a Virgin and rename the country Jolliemad.
Should the buyout be unsuccessful, two Nigerian business men have indicated that the pair could purchase Nigeria instead.
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I'm just helping Haitiqueen with her posts.
Who said we couldn't get along?
:P
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Take a bow...
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Ayayayayay!
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@haitiking,
I didn't realize Basquiat was a fellow islander. He was a true talent .
RIP Brother.
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Yeah I've seen the musician Wyclef and some Haitian comedian born in USA who used to end all his shows with the statement. "I'm from Haiti" and whose humor went a long way in showing haitians were
Just like everyone else. Haven't heard too much else, but then again the exodus to US from Haiti is not that old. I'm sure more of your compatriots will be making a name for themselves as the haitian community is growing and educating itself as well as mostly staying out of trouble. As always the Haitians work very hard.
I am sorry there has not been more interaction and cooperation in the US amongst our people. Many bigotted Americans see BOTH our people as just " n#ggers who don't want to admit they are n#ggers and invent places like DR or Haiti to hide the fact that we are just n#ggers. One of my girlfriends' father actually expressed this thought to her.
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Don't bite the hand that is feeding you. As far as US and Iran it would be best for Haiti to remain neutral. Haiti needs all the help it can get. I dont think the US would publicly object.
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"Since you mentioned MADONNA S name her first Real Man was a Haitian , his name was ( Jean Michel Basquiat ) who made Graffitti art real famous ,pictures of the two could be seen with Andy Warhol since (JEAN MICHEL BASQUIAT )was good friends with Andy Warhol ."
Jean-Michel Basquiat (December 22, 1960 – August 12, 1988) was an American artist.
Born in Brooklyn, New York,his mother, Matilde Basquiat, was of Puerto Rican descent, born in Brooklyn, New York.His father, Gerard Basquiat, was born in Port-au-Prince, Haiti.
You waste no time in calling him Haitian.
But the kids of the illegal Haitian men and pregnant Haitian women that cross the border with the intention of giving birth in the DR,those you wanna call Dominican.......
Hypocrisy.
Fake pride.
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Written by: HAITIking, 1 Nov 2012 2:24 AM
From: Canada
@Trinitario809
"Haiti
Is
Not for sale"
Who's offering? :P
"But
Both your MTHR and your $i$T€R are both for sales @ 10 P€$0$ a bl0w and 30 P€$0$ for a full s&rvice including where the sun doesn't shine"
I'm making more money with your family.
I have your sister "working it" in Boca Chica and I have your momma and your other 12 brothers begging on the intersection of 27 de Febrero and Lincoln Av in Sto. Dgo.
I'll make sure they keep enough money to send back to Haiti.
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Trini , have you heard about a kid born in DR of Haitian parents who was highly touted by baseball scouts. They want to sign him and bring him to the states but are prevented because he has no papers. You'd think the Haitian govt would step in and officially register him.
If he plays baseball that well maybe we should recognize him.
Baseball the great unifier of peoples .
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@Haitini&&€rkin&
£i€k
Yer
Mthrs
$t@in€d
@$$h¤£€.
Just trying to see what pleasure you get exercising your extensive vocabulary. You are a literary genius petite fille.
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@ni&&€rkin&
So if Basquiat, born in USA and who is only 1/2 haitian, calls himself haitian, what is the problem with all the full haitians born in DR. What they don't want to be associated with Haiti or with countrymen like yourself?
Just asking
U
P
O
S
Borderjumper. Boy! It does feel good. I think I will use thhis writing style whenever I address you, u P O S Mud €@t€r.
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$h*t for brains,
If disaster were to strike DR you actually think it would be better for your people?
All that mudcake u ate as a child has diminished your reasoning capacity.
Where would Haiti get real food if something happens to us?
Think dweeb think.
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Listen little girl, i hope for your peoples' sake it works out so most of the illegal trespassers can have a future in Haiti for there is no future for them in DR.
One of the main obstacle is that by employing outdated, counterproductive, farming techniques from the motherland for the last 350yrs or so including the really smart (sic) practice of deforestation, your lands have no nutrition in the soil.
I am hopeful it succeds. I am doubtful it will. Looks like we are stuck feeding your backward @$$€$ for quite some time. Of course ungrateful haitians like yourself won't appreciate it.
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You know dude who among us cares , get your act together and get your people out of our country. The sooner the better before we have another generation of stateless haitians overpopulating our territory and straining our resources.
Enlightened, reasonable and intelligent Haitians can stay. Stupid , ignorant hatemongers like you can leave and never cross our path again. We dont need you. If you were an island by yourself you'd' all be F*€ked.
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Pagan superstition. Breaking news dummy, when you die your are dead, there is no consciousness.
As your sign says "You are dust".
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1)
Written by: HAITIking, 2 Nov 2012 2:18 PM
From: Canada
"And
The only reason why his name was brought up is because , you ST1NK mouth , called out Madonna s name"
Nope,you brought it up just to try to "show off",like it was a big deal.The only thing left for Madonna to f.ck is my dog.
"We Haitians don't worship Artists"
You don't?!!!!.... THEN WHAT ABOUT WYCLEF ???!!!....you're such a lying b1tch.
By the way,how did that turn out after all that worshiping?
"His father is Haitian and born in Booklyn , but when he was alive had you asked him what he consider himself to be and what nationality the world saw him as , HE WOULD HAVE SAID I you that he is Haitian."
How come those illegal Haitians in DR see themselves as Dominicans then? Even though they know the truth and also know that their situation is easily fixed by going to their local Haitian Embassy or just by taking a simple trip all the way to the west?
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Why do you also consider them Dominicans?
Don't you hate Dominicans?
Aren't you proud of them just because they lay cement blocks,cut sugarcane for meager wages or beg on the streets of DR?
How come you don't rant about your country's ineptitude,so inept it can't provide basic needs to your people and for soooooooo long?
Hell,it is so inept that it can't even provide its Citizens with a simple birth certificate.
NOT that your people care about that though.....BUT as soon as they make it to Dominican soil THEY DEMAND DOCUMENTATION!
Where's the love and pride for wonderful "Haiti cherie"?
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Written by: venganzaderafael, 2 Nov 2012 12:15 AM
From: United States
Trini , have you heard about a kid born in DR of Haitian parents who was highly touted by baseball scouts. They want to sign him and bring him to the states but are prevented because he has no papers. You'd think the Haitian govt would step in and officially register him.
If he plays baseball that well maybe we should recognize him.
Baseball the great unifier of peoples .
Venganza.
Ha,ha..I think I have.
I've seen a video on youtube,(posted about 4 years ago).
Dude,governments in Haiti have been nothing but bad jokes after bad jokes,but Dominicans SHOULD take care of the Haitian people no matter what,right?
Raphael Soriano and Felix Pie are Dominicans of Haitian descent but their parents WERE LEGAL HAITIAN RESIDENTS in Quisqueya.
We don't have a problem with that.
I have yet to see Dominicans complaining about LEGAL HAITIANS
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Written by: HAITIking, 2 Nov 2012 11:19 AM
From: Canada
"That you BL0@T€D baf00ns talking about is a Clay that turns to rok that some Pregnant w0men in Haiti would use to ease their pregnancy and it s like tiny pieces of clay its white in color not MUD , "
Pití,I think your momma had one too many.
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Written by: HAITIking, 2 Nov 2012 11:19 AM
From: Canada
Trust me if d0minicans where in the position that Haitians had been there would be excess amount of kil..lings and worser @cts , so don't kid yourself , plenty will be coming your way , we Haitians will have time
M....0...f0
You've only had over 200 years.
How much more time do you need?
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E que le guta 'guanta! Yo sabia que se torcia.
From: Haiti
Wyclef Jean's Yele Haiti charity is kaput, went out in a blaze of impropriety.
Oct 13 2012 04:17 PM ET
Wyclef Jean's Yele Haiti charity is kaput, went out in a blaze of impropriety
In the wake of the massive earthquake that tore an already-troubled Haiti apart in 2010, Wyclef Jean—one of the island’s most successful sons—sprang into action to assist via his Yele Haiti charity.
But what we learned later was that the charity was run disastrously, and was the subject of a huge investigation regarding misuse of donated funds.
According to The New York Times, Yele Haiti essentially (and quietly) shut down last month, leaving a parade of upset creditors and angry would-be recipients in its wake.
The numbers reveal some pretty scathing stuff. Yele Haiti collected over $16 million in donations following the series of earthquakes the decimated the island’s capital city of Port-Au-Prince and ripped much of its already-tenuous infrastructure to shreds.
From: Haiti
The avalanche of wasted donations is pretty staggering, with nearly half of the money Yele brought in going to internal expenses. Conversely, as the Times points out, Sean Penn’s J/P Haitian Relief Organization only spends 10 percent of its intake on operational needs, including office-related charges and travel. (So if you want to contribute to the still-ongoing relief effort in Haiti, lay your money with Penn.)
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But the money rarely made it into the hands of those who needed it, instead going to salaries, travel, consultants fees, and eventually to the team dealing with the group’s building legal troubles.
It was merely the latest in a string of problematic economic decisions for the foundation. Since Yele was founded in 2004, the group spent $600,000 on a now-abandoned headquarters, $24,000 on a chauffeur for Clef, and a $100,000 payout to Jean himself to perform at a fundraising event in Monaco. Yele even once spent $30,763 to fly Lindsay Lohan on a private jet from New Jersey to Chicago for an event that only raised $66,000.
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Jean was once the island nation’s greatest international ambassador, but he now appears to be persona non grata in his birth place. His run for president was disastrous, the dude was shot there last year, and the people who once lionized him now look at Jean as a villain. In an interview with Diaoly Estimé, who runs an orphanage in Haiti, told reporters, “If I had depended on Yéle, these kids would all be dead by now.”
From: Haiti
Jean was once the island nation’s greatest international ambassador, but he now appears to be persona non grata in his birth place. His run for president was disastrous, the dude was shot there last year, and the people who once lionized him now look at Jean as a villain. In an interview with Diaoly Estimé, who runs an orphanage in Haiti, told reporters, “If I had depended on Yéle, these kids would all be dead by now.”
From: Haiti
Senator Moïse says government officials involved in kidnapping.
CAP-HAITIEN, Haiti The Second Senator of the North, Jean-Charles Moïse, said he will make public a list of names of government officials involved in the Clifford Brandt kidnapping network, as soon as the country has resolved the Hurricane Sandy emergency.
Senator Moïse (Nord/Inite) continued to affirm that Deputy Gracia Delva, who is close to the National Palace, was involved in trafficking of the kidnapping suspects into a secret location.
The senator said he is disgusted as he hears names of persons from challenged, popular sectors involved in the case while there is no mention of a series of persons in the government that he claims are involved.
From: Haiti
A police search of suspected homes where kidnappers or victims were possibly held, uncovered caches of heavy weapons, law enforcement uniforms and badges including those of the United Nations Stabilization Mission in Haiti (MINUSTAH). Senator Moïse points to the vehicles used in kidnapping operations which are official vehicles with plates; for Moïse this is proof, enough.
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Everytime "Hatersqueen" hears some hurting truth he disappears with the threat of future profanity .
His comments are literally a waste of cyber space.
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Well your loves seem to be consistent. Lots if siumilarities between hitler and dessallines.
Both mass murderers, both xenophobic racists. Great list of heroes there dweeb.
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And you are a laughing hyena . Laugh about anything and everything.
You are a caricature. You think your profanity is making your points.
It just shows your classless and haitian peasant mentality.
You can dress up a monkey in a suit , he is just a well dressed monkey. Like that monkey, haterqueen, you can't change your ignorant peasant ways by moving to Canada. You are still
The same mud eating barefoot insecure little chien you always were.
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And of course he had no equal $cum b..@g as well as a traitor to the well being of his people waiting for him in Haiti.
Hmmm.......
Mange la mi€rde msr.
Vous est la fille du diable et une chien.
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And if you ever have the misfortune of crossing my path , you
Will find me quite fit and in fighting weight. Im in training for
When the time comes.
No one can be as ignorant as you roi des chiennes.
Will you be there?
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Venga,
Please do your own research on Hitler and how he turned Germany around after wwI. Read why he had to go. I was shocked when I learned the truth. Stop repeating propoganda.
Dessalines will always be a hero. You idiots continue to pine over 4,000 whites and not the millions ofblacks that were killed. Dessalines namelives on forever.
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Meathead, i just want to give you the chance to satisfy your bloodlust with Dominicans. To see if you have any b@lls . You get what you give. Hate= Hate. If you really love Haiti and its people so much
You wouldnt try to instigate hate towards the hand that is feeding and sheltering them right now. But then i have noticed ingratitude is common amongst you.
So go $#ck yourself off
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Written by: HAITIking, 3 Nov 2012 1:30 AM
From: Canada
@Trinitario809
"My
Mthr
Had too much ?"
Do I really need to answer that?
And you dare to post the benefits and nutritional values of mud....too easy.
@Trinitario809
"Makes
Me laugh
When
C....k
Suc....k€rs
Mention ( 200 ) years"
Oh,my bad!!... I meant to say 208 years..!
"Yet you claim , Dominicans to look after us really "
Wanna survey your illegal brothers in DR?
"Favorite
People
In
The world"
"@D0LF H1TL€R ( for his vision )"
This just keeps on getting funnier....AN AFRICAN NAZI.!!!???..BWAHH-HA-HA-HA-HA-AAAA...!!
"My heart belongs to Haiti ."
And YOUR A$$ to Teresita :)
"I wish , I could marry Haiti ."
You might wanna use protection and please,get about every available shot for every disease known to man before taking the plunge...we like you dude.
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Haitianloca.
If DR is a third world country,then Haiti is a 9th world country!
....I'm just joking with you dude,in reality Haiti is more like 15th.
"As if it was not until the 1970s Haiti started to see real poverty ."
You haven't seen any wealth since the time when the French were whipping your a$$es to promote productivity in Haiti.
"I love President MART€££¥"
Have you seen his wife? She's as fat as your momma!
Hey,gotta go now,have to watch the NFL.
See you later.
Take a bow.
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Written by: HAITIking, 5 Nov 2012 7:47 AM
From: Canada
@Trinitario809
"First of all
DO NOT
I REPEAT
D
O
N
O
T
F........NG
SAy
To me , that you ll see m later ( keep that fant@$y to your self"
It's already later,how are you gonna stop me?
You
Said
Martelly s wife is f@t ,
Yes,she is the fattest
4.bp.blogspot.com/-VdK_BJzo8a0/T3B4TNzBTjI/AAAAAAAALdo/NUeD6wcE8Qo/s1600/photo5.jpg
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"Unlike you s....mbags in the d0minican Republic , with us it s not about looks
Have you seen pictures of ER in her twenties and thirties ?
After having 4 beautiful children , I don't think so"
At 20 : pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Michel+Martelly+Musician+Michel+Sweet+Micky+7X_EkSIwWdTl.jpg
At 30 : wehaitians.com/martelly%20wife%20sophia.jpg
I don't know,she still looked scary and fat to me.
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"Take a look at MARGARITA , she ain't all that either"
If I had to do pick and choose between martelly's wife and Leonel's.....?
4.bp.blogspot.com/-X7GNEP_5J0M/UHLdsyeTpNI/AAAAAAACbAY/a5S_OaQV59w/s1600/margarita_cedeno9.jpg
I think that's and easy one..
Wouldn't you too?
"What
If I were to tell you that there are indeed bl@ck n@zis"
I'd pay anything to watch you talk to Hitler about how much you admire and love him as a roll model.
How long do you think you'd last?
He,he,he,heee...
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"Did you also know m0f...0
Skinh&@d are originally blacks back then"
Well,many blacks can't grow hair at all.
So if you tell me that they "rocked" the bald headed image first,then we agree 100%.
You mentioned dis&@$&$
No I think its your d0minic@n wh0...r€$ that have them all ,
including
THE BL@CK PL@GU€
Is that a fact?
You dunce,that didn't land.
Haiti ,AIDS ,CHOLERA = fact.
LOL!
You people "liberated" the AIDS virus in America.
Haitians love their "liberation" stories.
Bwwaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......
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Written by: HAITIking, 5 Nov 2012 8:07 AM
From: Canada
@Trinitario809
"A d0minican @nim@l.
That think , it's white "
I'll give you a chance to meet me personally.
From: United States
Same post 3 times?
Out of material.
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Herr haitler,
if we are going to cite % what about the 94% of your MEN who
Sold themselves to Canadian f@&$ (hmmm.... You are in Canada ! ??? )
Back in the late 70's' and early 80's' ?
Like you even have room to talk about the failures of other nations and their nationals. Who the hell are you son of F@&&ot$ ? You wish your people would even approach the accomplishments of Puerto Ricans or the beauty of their people and their still lush island. Unlike somebody's' desert like home. The US took over your a$$e$ for 34 yrs wasn't it? Guess they couldn't help your backward a$$e$.
Petite you run your mouth like the b*tch you are. I hate to generalize Haitians by your embarrassing
And disgraceful a$$, but you yourself claimed many Haitians feel as you do. So €@t $hit and di€
You and all your ilk.
Imbecil negre, the diable saw your father later and you were the result. No wonder you are such an embarrassment.
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Vegetable and queen,
You two need a room
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Herr haitler ,
If you would like we can administer the "PEREJIL" test to them so you can have proof they are Haitians. By your own constitution if one parent is Haitian so is the child.
My suggestion to these descendants is to get their Haïtien papers web with whatever documentation they have aquired in DR as proof, then come back to DR and apply for citizenship. I feel our government should speed up the process and naturalize them.
This can happen if the majority of the fugitives, er "refugees" return home. Otherwise we will have 3,000,000 more Haitian descendants looking for a nationality in 10 yrs.
How can you people do this to your own children? Our children worldwide recognize themselves as Dominicans and can get Dominican citizenship if they wished. Y'all twisted.
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As far as anything going down what the hell are you going to do about it? We know you personally will not leave your santuary in Canada, and as dumb as you are I give a little more intelligence to the average Haitian.
I don't think they are going to take on tanks with machetes and frying pans. We also have these things called jet fighters, they drop smaller things that make a lot of noise and cause much destruction .
You are a fool and you talk foolish cr@p. About the only good thing of war between us is that you will
finally have a manageable population. Imbecile.
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Imbecil how can you be so proud of the handouts the world is giving you. Your stupid scenarios are also delusional. Why would we ever be interested in invading your country?
We just want your people to go back to your side. You dont go voluntary and we will have to physically push you over the border, just as we did in 1844 and in the 1930's.
And dont forget the asswhippings of 1846, 48', 52 and 56'. Though those were exercises in stopping your invasions cold.
You had a brief moment in time when our population was unarmed and you took advantage like the scum you are. Your glory lasted just 24 yrs. We have 168 yrs stopping your rabble of undisciplined soldiers dead in their tracks. You brag of what you can do to us? I wish some idiot as yourself starts something, we would fix the population problem quick.
And to be fighters you cant be taking it up the B••ty you F*#king f@&&ot . (1980's')
You know you dumb f*ck, you are actually making me glad we had Trujillo.
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Soulouque was the one in power when the Haitian a$$whippings began. We're glad you had him
too.
I have to remind myself that i despise Haitians like you, not Haitians in general. Still most of those in my country need to leave, not all but a good %.
I wish your country prospers and finally does something for the good of the people. As far as you are concerned i hope your di€k falls off.
Fu€kin& babboon.
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Written by: HAITIking, 5 Nov 2012 9:27 PM
From: Canada
@Trinitario809
"Haiti is the spreader of @ids"
Yes it is.
"I hope you do Die of @ids
You uneducated m0r0n"
No Haitian women for me,sorry.
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"That PUNAUNY of hers has a ( Charogne ) odor to it ."
Pití,it spells "punany"
"That word CHAROGNE is French , probably too sophisticated for you a " Dominican " with no class like most Dominicans like himself "
I got a sophisticated word for you "CHANGO"...look it up.
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"LATIN women are sophisticated , but not if they re Dominicans or Puertoricans , those two are usually wh..0r€s cheap ones too , not that I have anything agaisnt duper to Ricans , just saying ""
Nothing more sophisticated than an illegal pregnant Haitian woman and 8 of her kids,with giant flies buzzing around them,begging on an intersection in the DR.
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"The Puerto Ricans live like the Native Indians here in Canada , they sT€@L , they do Drvgs , they are street people and are crimin@l$."
Take it up with them by going to their online newspapers and posting your opinions.
"I
H@t&
D0minic@ns"
I pity Haitians,laugh at them and beat them if they go out of line (no joke).
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"You , the Cubans and Brazilians have amazed us Haitians"
And yet you get deported from those countries if setting foot illegally.
"Thank you
Chile "
I've got another word for you: "negro culiao"
That's what Chileans and Peruvians call a Haitian.
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"I am
No
Friend
Of
Dominc@ns"
You're cutting deep Pití,now we're hurt.LOL!!
"The
USA
Took
Over
Our
@$$€$ for 34 years ( didn't achieve ) anything
Just like they did in Iraq "
Did not know the USA was at war with Haiti.
Ha,ha,haa..Haitians had an IMAGINARY WAR AGAINST THE US.
Pathetic.
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"But
We took
Over
Your @$5€$ for 22 years" "
22 Years and got your a$$es handed to you...several times.
You're still butt hurt after all this years.
Waaaaaaaaahhhhh...
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" ( but you haven't taking over Haiti ) and cannot , please don't come with the usual lame Bullsh.......of " not interested " ,
B1tch,you got it right,not interested,if we had decided to invade you it would had been so f.king easy.
Who the hell wants to take over your latrine?
Delusional retard,I've never thought about visiting your barren land.
Not even out of curiosity.
But if I did (BIG IF),I'd make sure to wipe my feet before stepping out of your septic land.
You're crazy.
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"You have no idea how many we@p0ns are in Haiti we can hit down your total of 6 jet fighters , which if one cr@sh , would be a big bl0w for your country while even a country like IR@N can afford to lose 50
In a w@r and not cry about it ."
The Haitian army has 3 divisions:
Restavek division.
Zombie division.
Mudslinger division.
All under the command of General Houngan.
You also posses a voodoo death ray.
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"While Haiti is sitting on tons of Oil , bigger than South America"
Oil? is that what they're calling human feces now?
"I can't wait to see the Haiti of tomorrow ."
Same Haiti of today,sorry to disappoint you.
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"You have no idea how many we@p0ns are in Haiti we can hit down your total of 6 jet fighters , which if one cr@sh , would be a big bl0w for your country while even a country like IR@N can afford to lose 50
In a w@r and not cry about it ."
Besides the voodoo ray there's other weapons in Haiti : Slingshots and mud cake catapults.
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"Haiti
Has proven that to the world already
By beating NAP0LE0N ' s army and sent them back running"
Again,Haiti did not defeat Napoleon.He was very busy with his European war.That's why he sent 7 or 8 soldiers to Haiti and they mostly died from diseases.
You have never...and I repeat never fought Napoleon himself.
Besides,if you were so brave,how come you agreed to pay the French?
If you had any balls you would have told them to go f.ck themselves.
Such lame pu$$ies.
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"Soon
Lots
Of countries will be approaching us with w€@pon 0ffers , countries like Korea , China , Iran , Venezuela , Brazil Russia and others , we just have to keep the USA and Nat0 off their toes , so they don't bother us too much , but legally and as we see fit ."
Everybody will want a piece of Haiti.
You forgot to mention Darth Vader and his powerful empire.
Imagination,the strongest drug to escape reality.
From: United States
"Did
You
Forget
What
You
Went tru
During 23 years ?"
Remember
02/27/1844?
03/19/1844?
03/13/1844?
03/301844?
04/13/1844?
04/15/1844?
09/17/1845?
11/27/1845?
04/19/1849?
04/21/1849?
And of course.....DRUM ROLL PLEASE....
OCTOBER 1937.....Can you say "perejil"?
I doubt it.
What are you gonna do about it b1tches????
From: United States
"( THE CHIM€R€s ) are the T@£¥ban of Haiti , if you were to occupy Haiti , hitch you could never
These thugs alone , are corner f00t s0ldiers in Haiti ."
Haitian foot soldiers,more lethal than athlete's foot.
"NATO , the USA and Canada , might tell you a few Haitian tales , based on experience or France"
Horror tales about,hunger,AIDS,Cholera,rapes,etc,etc..
From: United States
"Haiti 's
New Army
When
Ready
Will
Be
Modern"
As modern as in 1844.
"Haven't faced any Trade and @arms €mbarg0 yet , you are babies"
Haitians are the masters of excuses.
From: United States
"We glad we had €MP€R0R S0UL0UQU€
MWA
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
One my favorite jokes out of Haiti.
"Emperor Solouque"......Ho,ho,ho,ho...
First,What qualified Haiti to be called an Empire?
Second,do Haitians know the concept or meaning of the word "Empire"?
01) Nothing
02) As usual,they have no clue.
If Martelly were to put on a Burger King cardboard crown and proclaim himself as Emperor of Haiti,Haitians will be bragging about their "Emperor" and their "Empire" for years to come.
Delusion,the funny Haitian treat.
I can't get enough.
From: United States
Besides,your so-called "Emperor" tried to pursue his first conquest and failed miserably....SEVERAL TIMES!
Haitians could not beat a country which soldiers were mostly composed by FARMERS.
If your "all mighty powerful Haitian army were unable to defeat the common folks in The DOMINICAN REPUBLIC,how do you think they will fare going up against a REAL ARMY??
We all know the answer to that :
HELP,HEEEEELP....!!! ARGGGGHHHH!!!
BIG BAD DOMINICANS ARE KILLING UUUUUUS..!!
PLEASE,COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD,TAKE PITY ON US...WE'RE JUST HAITIANS....!! OY,OY,OY,OOOOOOOY..!
From: United States
"Dominican soldier (while stepping on a Haitian fighter's neck),scene one:
-Dominican Soldier :Any last words before you die?
-Haitian : Martelly......is.....gay...??
-Dominican : He,he,he,he....You're funny...I think I like you.
I'll let you live,ok?
-Haitian : Hey,when you guys win this war,could you guys take me with you back to DR?
-Dominican : ...........Now you're pushing it.
From: United States
"When j€SUS said to love thy neighbor we forgot he meant D0minicans too "
Has Jesus ever acknowledged Haiti?
"Since I am chatting with a NEW GIRL ,
Ooh LA LA
Looks like Haiti King is falling in L0V€ "
You're chatting with a new gay guy in drag,huh?
You go girl.
From: United States
Gotta go,enough peeing in your mouth for tonight.
Oh,and by the way I always skip over your posts about Haiti and go straight to your delusional rantings,they're the best!
Thank you for putting a smile on my face while allowing me to teabag you at the same time.
Good night pití.
From: United States
@ Trini,
Take a bow
From: United States
Go get em Haiti ! Since DR is not that into soccer i will root for our fellow islanders.
How ever , i still hope your d*€k falls off haiti fistf*€ker.
Take care of me soon! Hah!
Is that like seeing me later?
No thanks i am heterosexual. Go see your drag queen boyfriends later you confused dweeb.
From: United States
Written by: HaitianFIST, 8 Nov 2012 12:43 PM
From: Canada
"We are living in a new millennium , by your various posts it shows that you are not only uneducated
You are a s@v@g&
You are a l0wlif&
You are l0st"
So says a Haitian...
Anybody see the irony on this?????
From: United States
"Dr@g qu&&ns nowadays are very chic"
You said it,not me.
From: United States
"Go
&@t
Yer
Mthr ' s
C.....nt
And don't forget that whipcr&@m"
What kind of whipped cream did you use on your fat momma's CU...?
And how many gallons did you need to cover all of that surface?
From: United States
@venganza:
Seems like Haitiqueen forgot his password and had to come up with a new username,LOL!!
"haitianFIST".......Seriously?
More like haitianFLEA.
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaahhh..!!
Nobody wants to live in Haiti, you see, Haitians only speak from the comfort of a foreign land; they feel they have a voice only outside of their country but those inside are trapped, hopeless with no sense of direction. They've been taken for a 208 year ride and it only seems to get worse.
Now, there are a few posters here that won't accept this message because this is the reality, but then again they are outside of Haiti.
...by the way, over 50 dead in Haiti after the storm, you Haitians outside should send money to help your compatriots.
The last time I went to D.R. I helped a haitian lady with a dominican passport to fill the imigration form.Thousand of haitians in the same way...
I still feell sorry for those haitians born in D.R. but some few are paying for the mistakes of a large part of haitians in D.R.
Why should we allow all haitian a free citizenship to D.R.?
Do they allow dominicans a free citizenship to USA and Europe?
Besides,you don't often see Dominicans marching,whining and complaining about their immigration status.It is always us haitians throwing tamtrums,because the thought of staying stuck in haiti is just terrifying.
That's why it is so easy for you to say what you say.Why don't you come and stay in haiti for good,since you love it so much?
Come on my boy,come back home and we'll throw you a great welcoming party!
For those countries that pay those merchants of human misery and are the cause of the evils of haiti not take them to his house. Dominicans fools NOT HAVE TO throw that shit, IN GOOD DOMINICAN. Enough of blackmail.
At Clinton that half a dozen to take home is the least we can do for the good business is being done in Haiti..
Anyway, deport all of them. Don't hurt them while doing so. Respect them as humans, but make them leave.
Take your Meds boy, you sound like a mad chihuahua.
The truth hurts, it looks like I touched a sensitive
Haitian nerve.
Where were you boy when D.R saved and helped
thousands of little Haitians?
Where were you when we donated University?
I think you were busy worshiping the devil.
Goodbye little boy, I can't wait to hear from you.
My wife and I both US citizens, not big deal, as far as technology
we have it all with our Dominican Pesos.
Mwa!aaa!aaaaaaa!.
First independence was when we overthrew the frenchies in 1810 after Napolean installed his brother as King of Spain. We voluntarily went back under the Spanish flag.
Second independence was from Spain without resistance from them as they were quite busy at the time in South America and Central America. Shortly after the worst disaster to befall the island since
Since the massacre in Xaragua; the haitian army invades Santo Domingo with an army equal in numbers to the entire population.. Without weapons the population is literally kept hostage for 24 yrs until the heroic revolution of the
Third independence in 1844 when the savage former slave army is vanquished and sent scurrying across the border. Several other invasions in 1848, 1852 and 1856 are repulsed. The last one so one sided was the haitian body count that no more armed attempts are made against the DOMINICANS.
Cont:
Our now brothers in Haiti provide material support and santuary for the rebels. The Dominican Gregorio Luperon and DominicoHaitian Ulysis Heaureux distinguish themselves in battle and go on to influence Dominican politics for the next 20-30 yrs.
So it can be said that Haiti helped in the War of Restoration vs. Spain. On several occassions during turmoil and revolutions both countries have given aid and refuge to revolutionaries on both sides. Perhaps these times of cooperation between us should be the ones remembered most.
to develope. As neighbors DR must help with this exodus. I said help, not take it ALL upon ourselves.
Other nations as Attabay pointed out must step up and accept their share of excess Haitians.
When other nations really start helping in this manner, then DR can consider to be magnanimous with the cane-cutter's descendants.
To accept and allow their argument would just encourage more illegal migrations to DR, until the good Dominican will gets exasperated and we have to play the bad guy to guarantee our way of life, our culture and ethnicity.
So there it is: legalizing the descendants of the sugarcane cutters and other long time immigrants in return for visas to cooperating countries for the mass numbers of recent immigrants. It is only fair. Every country must take their share.
Haitians and their fake love and pride for Haiti.
They want to be everywhere but Haiti.
HAITIking wrote: "... some of us are waiting for the country to be much calmer and better infrastructure ..."
Yeah, right, you are waiting for things to just happen... If there is so much to do, why don't you go back to your beloved country and start doing something about it? If everybody runs away, there will be nobody left to build a Haiti worth living in it.
My suggestion would be: you Haitians stop whining about the situation 'back home' and start making your country a better place if you love it so much! Running away from problems is not gonna change anything... ever!
No fighting now, just want to know? Maybe Haitiking did provide the answer since I tend not to read his post, todavia no se!!!! Please guys, hepl me out on this one; I know you guys have the answers and solution to everything. I mean todos!!!!!
@diarreamouthking, dude this is DT news, not HT. Any semi intelligent thought or comment you may have is drowned by your nonstop chatter of nonsense and irrelevancy.
This article is about the disenfranchised descendants of sugar-cane cutters and other Haitian immigrants of 20-40 yrs residing in DR. I am of the opinion that some legalization process should be applied to them but only as part of a comprehensive plan to address the mass influx of illegal immigrants from Haiti.
That is all you have to comment on you imbecil.
You crack me up. Do you think they use garlic?
"When I'm around P be careful". Pleeasse.
Or what you'll curse some more? Typical b#ttch behavior. Real men don't talk s*it and hide behind a keyboard.
"The Taíno people became virtually, but not completely, extinct on the island of Hispaniola. Some who evaded capture fled to the mountains and established independent settlements. Survivors mixed with escaped African slaves (runaways called maroons) and produced a multiracial generation the Spanish called zambos. They used the term mestizo for those children born to native women and European – usually Spanish – men. The later French settlers called people of mixed African and Amerindian ancestry marabou. The children born of unions between African women and European men were called mulâtres. During the French colonial years, some white fathers sent their mixed-race sons to France to be educated and passed on social capital in other ways, freeing their slaves mistresses and their children"
cont.
Then he goes on this rant:
"You Dvmb
D0minic@n sc....mb...gs
Our language is mixed , that s why iT s called CRE0le , its a blend of every race and of culture ever lay foot in Haiti
We Have Mostly French words , a bit of African we re not sure which ones , bit of Native American , we don't know which words are of them , a bit of Spanish not many and a bit of English added later .
For exemple
A French man would say ( moi aussi )
An American would say ( me too )
A Haitian ( mwen mem Tou )
Yet this time the word " TOO " is used by Haitians in English but not the French way except that in Cr€ole the word TOO is spelt as " TOU " same pronounciation and same meaning but written in creole .
Cont.
By the time you guys made it to the island,the future Dominicans ancestors had been living on the island for a long while.
You were about 205 YEARS LATE TO THE PARTY!
Now,You have yet to say a single Taíno word used in your ugly dialect,(composed mostly by African,then some French)...that's why a Frenchman can't understand a pití talking to him in "creole",capisce?
Also, name a single town in Haiti with Taíno name.
WAIT!!! Let me guess....Haitians HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON WITH TAINOS.
Stop flattering yourself......you're pathetic.
Well petite fille , which are you? A little bit of every group that came to the island or pure black Afrikan like you like to blather. C'mon fille decide what you are and then stick to it.
I wonder what happened to Haiti after the last time we shared our culture with you in 1856. What happened to Soulouque after his retreat back to Haiti. Wasn't he an Emperor?
"Taino my @s$ if , you are TAINOS , so are Haitians
We can call ourselves TAINOS and Arawaks too
Queen Anacaona revered throughout Haiti , she s even on our Coat of Arms. (REVERED)
It doesn't take SH...h€@d Dominicans to tell me
You mention that TAINOS has nothing to do with Haitians ,I will not even argue with that one
And We not being mixed with them is no big deal , they were nothing but savag€s (SAVAGES)
Nothing to be proud about. " (NOTHING TO BE PROUD ABOUT)
You are one confused sick puppy,but it is almost funny to have Haitians call anyone savage...
My ugly dialect ? Yes your ugly grunt like babbling called kreyol
How can languages be ugly ? Some sound pleasing others sound like kreyol
Name a single town , names were change , the word Haiti is a native word , or "Ayiti "
Haiti is the only native word left ,all the others are names chosen by your French masters. Of course people who only arrived on the island in the mid to late 1700's have no idea about the original inhabitants of the island.
Then you cry like a baby when Dominicans say Trujillo should have finished the job ,but contrary to most Haitians Dominicans despise their bloodthirsty despots while Haitians erect statues in their honour!
And be decisive petite fille, like a man should; do you hate 80% or 98% of Dominicans. Go ahead and prove your complete ignorance .
You
Demented
Evil
Bafoon
Taino my @s$ if , you are TAINOS , so are Haitians
We can call ourselves TAINOS and Arawaks too
Queen Anacaona revered throughout Haiti , she s even on our Coat of Arms.
It doesn't take SH...h€@d Dominicans to tell me.
We have DNA PROOF and the looks as well.Here,take a gander at my beautiful people.
dominicantoday.com/dr/forum/living-in-the-dr/general-info/586/Taino-Ancestry-Among-Dominicans/135
dominicantoday.com/dr/forum/living-in-the-dr/general-info/586/Taino-Ancestry-Among-Dominicans/137
We still dance and celebrate our Taíno ancestry (scroll down to the bottom of the page.
dominicantoday.com/dr/forum/living-in-the-dr/general-info/586/Taino-Ancestry-Among-Dominicans/12
Nothing to be proud about. " (NOTHING TO BE PROUD ABOUT)"
Well I'm happy that your African tribe were civilized and advanced when your French masters hauled your black asses over to the island.
Just take a look at your "Haitian Eutopia" built by your "superior" civilization.
A true testament of your "greatness" after 200 + years!
HOORAY..!!!
Queen Anacaona revered throughout Haiti , she s even on our Coat of Arms."
Anacaona died 194 years way before your arrival (1503)
You've got nothing to do with her.
Quit it.......it's sad.
Aji = n : Hot Pepper.
Anacaona = n : Golden Flower.
Areito = n : A Traditional Dances with spoken historic songs.
Arepa = n : Corn Cake.
Bara = n : Kill or Death, also a whip.
Barbacoa = n : A Stand, a four legged stand, made of sticks, used in the cooking process of roasting meat.
Batata = n : Sweet Potato.
Bohio = n : small square house (typical countryside homes).
Cocuyo = n : Small Lighting Bug, with a blueish light, they come out at night.
Colibri = n : Hummingbird.
Cana = n : Any number of Palmetto trees (A type of palmetto are the palms that line the malecon of Santo Domingo)
Ceiba = n: Silkcotton Tree (These are gigantic trees visible in the Cibao valley especially, many are upwards of 300 years old!)
Canoa = n : Small Boat.
Cacike = n : Chief.
Catey or Katey = n : Disturb, bother.
Cibao = n : Stone Mountains (today Cibao is the name of the valley, not the mountain range which Cordillera Central)
Naiboa = n : The poisonous juice of the Yuca brava.
Nana = n : Girl. (Dominicans often say Nena as oppose to Nana).
Sabana = n : Big Valle or Large Plain.
Sanaco = n : Clo
Cucubano = n : Large Lighting Bug.
Choreto = n : Abundance.
Guaraguao = n : Red Tailed Hawk.
Guama = n : Large Shade Tree, a fruit Tree.
Guagua = n : Bus or Car, a form of transit.
Guajey = n : Gord Scraper also known as a Guira.
Guayo = n : Grater.
Hamaca = n : Hanging Bed.
Hutia = n : Rat like roden, native to Hispaniola.
Iguana = n : Large Green Lizard.
Jaiba = n : River Crab or Freshwater Crayfish River.
Jicotea = n : Land Turtle.
Jibaro = n : Man of the Forest.
Manati = n : Sea Cow.
Mabi = n : A Fruit tree.
Maraca = n : Gord Rattle, Musical Instrument made of Higuera gord.
Macu = n : Big Eyes.
Maco = n: Frog.
Maguey = n : Big Sun, a Drum. (See the word Mayohuacan).
Manicato = n : A Bold person, valiant of a good heart.
Mime = n : Little Fly.
I'm not even done with our Taíno lexicon and I haven't even posted our Taíno towns and cities.
You're turning into a zombie!
Bwaaaaah-ha-ha-ha-haaa!!
Grand
Mother
Called me
The other day and she asked me , what are you doing ?
I said
I am fighting d0minic@ns online "
She should tell you to get a job...
really????
you haitians can't roll the letter "r",because it is nonexistent in creole!!
buaaaaaah-ha-ha-ha!!
a haitian would pronounce that "coliblí"
haitians would say "pelejil"
he,he,he,heee!
Arcabuco Forest
Arijuna Foreigner
Atole Stew
Babonuco Cloth coiled on top of head used to balance
Bexuco A type of vine used to create bags
Bibijagua Type of ant
Bucaro Wading bird
Busica To give
Cacona Glass Bead. Bead works
Cajaya Shark
Cana Type of palm tree
Canari A clay pot
Cao Type of crow bird
Cariaco Corn with red tones
Chicha Fermented drink made out of corn
Chin Small quantities
Chinchilin A type of black bird
Cibuca A strainer used to squeezed yucca roots
Ciguato Silly person
Cimu Beginning
Cinato To irritate
Ita Don't know anything
Jicara Gourd
Jiriguao Lice
Juaiba To Go
Juey Crab from mangrove swamps
Jujabi Small parrot
Lambi Conch
Leren Type of potato
Licei Brave or daring men
Mabuya Ghost of an evil spirit
Maca Tree
Macana Wooden club
Macao Land of the Orient
Machabuca I don't care
Mahite Teethless
Manaya Ax made out of stones
Mao Shield made out rope, thick grass and/or cotton
Mapuey Type of tuber
Mayani Nothing
Maye A type of mosquito that lives near high grass
Moroyo Cemi of the rain
Nacan In the middle
Naguacoquio Dressed person
Naje Paddle
Comexen Termites
Coqui Cricket frog
Cupey Tree which resin they used to make handballs
Daca Guamiquina I am an important person
Dali Rope made from a fixed grass
Fututo Horn made out of conch shell
Guabina Type of fish
Guaguarey Clay
Guaiba To go
Guanime Dessert platter made of corn
Guatiao A vow of sincere friendship between two people, under which they interexchange their names.
Guatu Campfire
Guazabara To Fight
Guibara Shrubby horsetails
Haba Cane basket
Hico Rope for hammocks
Higuaca Parrot
Hupia Spirit of the night
Nitaino Noble man
Operito Dead
Pernonila Small red and black fruit
Pitirre Type of bird
Pu A shade of color red
Roco To get to know
Sarobey Cotton
Seboruco Inhospitable terrain
Serra To exchange
Tabuco A type of vine
Taino, Matum, Manicato Kindness, Friendship, generous nobility
Tanama Butterfly
Teitoca To Stand still
Tequia Teacher, Guide
Tereque Article with no value
Tiao Brother
Toa Mother
Toali A three points "cemi"
Toca To be
Totumo A type of tree whose fruits look like a pumpkin.
Tureyro Sky
Xauxau Casabe reserved for important people
Xoxen Mosquito
Yayama Pineapple
Yu A shade of white color
mandarin creole?
Inuit creole?
Irish creole?
German?
Norse?
Polish creole?
Yiddish Creole?
Martian creole?
Creole creole?
Taino creole?
YOU WEREN'T THERE,REMEMBER?
You were still back in Africa running away from horny gorillas and hungry hyenas!
Hey jealousyy
Hey jealousyy
Jealousyy...
Ha-ha-ha-ha-haa...
Unfortunately for you any armed incursion against our people will result in manageable population levels for your people.
Are most Haitians so cowardly like you that they would attack the elderly, women and childre
The
Way
Although
Traces
Of the Indians can still be seen in some people in Haiti and some sort of mixtures did take place "
Pití the only one time Haitians have ever been close to a Taíno is when they come across a Dominican.
You're pathetic.
Now that we have proof,all of a sudden they also are part Taíno!
Funny and sad at the same time.
don't you remember those taino boys running around the national palace in Haiti, the then NP??
were taking it and giving it up the B@@ty I would try to change the conversation too.
Mors celare? Really?? Hope I run into you in the field of battle , chicken sh*t pendejo.I can just see you going after an elderly woman, just like your ancestors.
And stop posting all this fluff and puff about Haiti. What the hell does anybody care whether your govt is celebrating festival of flowers or festival of the dead.
Dude your people need to get busy rebuilding the infrastructure so your people can go back instead of fritterring time and money on all this fluff and effiminate sh*t.
Same context, nomnsense and format of writing than josean?
I knew that Josean was Haitian, that he can not be dominican at ALL!
Too much coincidence Josean-haityking!
Just go back to puerto principe and leave us alone..
Fusion? Not for several generations. One of the major stumbling blocks and cause for a major civil war would be that your greatest hero , dessi the butcher of anything white is our most detested villain.
Until that part of your history telling is changed to reflect the barbarous actions against the Spanish speaking side by that nut (whom your own people had to assasinate), there can not even be a mentioning of the word: fusion.
Written by: ohhhvictor, Just go back to puerto principe and leave us alone..
"Zombi //From Kikongo – Nzumbi // n. a ghost, a soulless corpse or living dead"
Let the zombi be.
No vale la pena.
From: United States
hey trini,
don't you remember those taino boys running around the national palace in Haiti, the then NP??
NOPE.....they have nothing to do with Taínos.If you DNA test them,you'll see what I mean.
If you put on a kimono would that make you Japanese?
" MADONNA AND ANGELINA JOLIE TO CLUB TOGETHER TO BUY HAITI."
Both Madonna and Angelina Jolie have tried to help some of the unfortunate victims of the Haiti earthquake in 2010 by taking them into their own families through the adoption process.
Madonna's application has been flatly refused, whilst Jolie's is still undergoing review, and looks to be heading the same way.
This has led the two fantastically wealthy women to take the unusual step of purchasing the country.
"Mrs Jolie and Miss Ciccone have pooled some of their vast fortunes to mount an economic takeover of Haiti," said lawyer for the pair, Hans Oberfisst. "Due to the rundown nature of the infrastructure and the poor care of the country by its previous owner, they hope to be able to knock down the asking price of fifty billion US Dollars to fifty million. If more is needed, Oprah Winfrey has indicated she is willing to join the coalition."
"Martelly is been given our initial offer," said Oberfisst. "The ball is in his court for now."
Should the buy-out be successful, it would see Jolie and Madonna (and possibly Winfrey) not only take over the running of the country, but they would instantly be appointed Mother to Orphaned Children in the nation. They also intend on changing the national anthem to Like a Virgin and rename the country Jolliemad.
Should the buyout be unsuccessful, two Nigerian business men have indicated that the pair could purchase Nigeria instead.
Who said we couldn't get along?
:P
I didn't realize Basquiat was a fellow islander. He was a true talent .
RIP Brother.
Just like everyone else. Haven't heard too much else, but then again the exodus to US from Haiti is not that old. I'm sure more of your compatriots will be making a name for themselves as the haitian community is growing and educating itself as well as mostly staying out of trouble. As always the Haitians work very hard.
I am sorry there has not been more interaction and cooperation in the US amongst our people. Many bigotted Americans see BOTH our people as just " n#ggers who don't want to admit they are n#ggers and invent places like DR or Haiti to hide the fact that we are just n#ggers. One of my girlfriends' father actually expressed this thought to her.
Jean-Michel Basquiat (December 22, 1960 – August 12, 1988) was an American artist.
Born in Brooklyn, New York,his mother, Matilde Basquiat, was of Puerto Rican descent, born in Brooklyn, New York.His father, Gerard Basquiat, was born in Port-au-Prince, Haiti.
You waste no time in calling him Haitian.
But the kids of the illegal Haitian men and pregnant Haitian women that cross the border with the intention of giving birth in the DR,those you wanna call Dominican.......
Hypocrisy.
Fake pride.
From: Canada
@Trinitario809
"Haiti
Is
Not for sale"
Who's offering? :P
"But
Both your MTHR and your $i$T€R are both for sales @ 10 P€$0$ a bl0w and 30 P€$0$ for a full s&rvice including where the sun doesn't shine"
I'm making more money with your family.
I have your sister "working it" in Boca Chica and I have your momma and your other 12 brothers begging on the intersection of 27 de Febrero and Lincoln Av in Sto. Dgo.
I'll make sure they keep enough money to send back to Haiti.
If he plays baseball that well maybe we should recognize him.
Baseball the great unifier of peoples .
£i€k
Yer
Mthrs
$t@in€d
@$$h¤£€.
Just trying to see what pleasure you get exercising your extensive vocabulary. You are a literary genius petite fille.
So if Basquiat, born in USA and who is only 1/2 haitian, calls himself haitian, what is the problem with all the full haitians born in DR. What they don't want to be associated with Haiti or with countrymen like yourself?
Just asking
U
P
O
S
Borderjumper. Boy! It does feel good. I think I will use thhis writing style whenever I address you, u P O S Mud €@t€r.
If disaster were to strike DR you actually think it would be better for your people?
All that mudcake u ate as a child has diminished your reasoning capacity.
Where would Haiti get real food if something happens to us?
Think dweeb think.
One of the main obstacle is that by employing outdated, counterproductive, farming techniques from the motherland for the last 350yrs or so including the really smart (sic) practice of deforestation, your lands have no nutrition in the soil.
I am hopeful it succeds. I am doubtful it will. Looks like we are stuck feeding your backward @$$€$ for quite some time. Of course ungrateful haitians like yourself won't appreciate it.
Enlightened, reasonable and intelligent Haitians can stay. Stupid , ignorant hatemongers like you can leave and never cross our path again. We dont need you. If you were an island by yourself you'd' all be F*€ked.
As your sign says "You are dust".
Written by: HAITIking, 2 Nov 2012 2:18 PM
From: Canada
"And
The only reason why his name was brought up is because , you ST1NK mouth , called out Madonna s name"
Nope,you brought it up just to try to "show off",like it was a big deal.The only thing left for Madonna to f.ck is my dog.
"We Haitians don't worship Artists"
You don't?!!!!.... THEN WHAT ABOUT WYCLEF ???!!!....you're such a lying b1tch.
By the way,how did that turn out after all that worshiping?
"His father is Haitian and born in Booklyn , but when he was alive had you asked him what he consider himself to be and what nationality the world saw him as , HE WOULD HAVE SAID I you that he is Haitian."
How come those illegal Haitians in DR see themselves as Dominicans then? Even though they know the truth and also know that their situation is easily fixed by going to their local Haitian Embassy or just by taking a simple trip all the way to the west?
Don't you hate Dominicans?
Aren't you proud of them just because they lay cement blocks,cut sugarcane for meager wages or beg on the streets of DR?
How come you don't rant about your country's ineptitude,so inept it can't provide basic needs to your people and for soooooooo long?
Hell,it is so inept that it can't even provide its Citizens with a simple birth certificate.
NOT that your people care about that though.....BUT as soon as they make it to Dominican soil THEY DEMAND DOCUMENTATION!
Where's the love and pride for wonderful "Haiti cherie"?
From: United States
Trini , have you heard about a kid born in DR of Haitian parents who was highly touted by baseball scouts. They want to sign him and bring him to the states but are prevented because he has no papers. You'd think the Haitian govt would step in and officially register him.
If he plays baseball that well maybe we should recognize him.
Baseball the great unifier of peoples .
Venganza.
Ha,ha..I think I have.
I've seen a video on youtube,(posted about 4 years ago).
Dude,governments in Haiti have been nothing but bad jokes after bad jokes,but Dominicans SHOULD take care of the Haitian people no matter what,right?
Raphael Soriano and Felix Pie are Dominicans of Haitian descent but their parents WERE LEGAL HAITIAN RESIDENTS in Quisqueya.
We don't have a problem with that.
I have yet to see Dominicans complaining about LEGAL HAITIANS
From: Canada
"That you BL0@T€D baf00ns talking about is a Clay that turns to rok that some Pregnant w0men in Haiti would use to ease their pregnancy and it s like tiny pieces of clay its white in color not MUD , "
Pití,I think your momma had one too many.
From: Canada
Trust me if d0minicans where in the position that Haitians had been there would be excess amount of kil..lings and worser @cts , so don't kid yourself , plenty will be coming your way , we Haitians will have time
M....0...f0
You've only had over 200 years.
How much more time do you need?
Oct 13 2012 04:17 PM ET
Wyclef Jean's Yele Haiti charity is kaput, went out in a blaze of impropriety
In the wake of the massive earthquake that tore an already-troubled Haiti apart in 2010, Wyclef Jean—one of the island’s most successful sons—sprang into action to assist via his Yele Haiti charity.
But what we learned later was that the charity was run disastrously, and was the subject of a huge investigation regarding misuse of donated funds.
According to The New York Times, Yele Haiti essentially (and quietly) shut down last month, leaving a parade of upset creditors and angry would-be recipients in its wake.
The numbers reveal some pretty scathing stuff. Yele Haiti collected over $16 million in donations following the series of earthquakes the decimated the island’s capital city of Port-Au-Prince and ripped much of its already-tenuous infrastructure to shreds.
The avalanche of wasted donations is pretty staggering, with nearly half of the money Yele brought in going to internal expenses. Conversely, as the Times points out, Sean Penn’s J/P Haitian Relief Organization only spends 10 percent of its intake on operational needs, including office-related charges and travel. (So if you want to contribute to the still-ongoing relief effort in Haiti, lay your money with Penn.)
It was merely the latest in a string of problematic economic decisions for the foundation. Since Yele was founded in 2004, the group spent $600,000 on a now-abandoned headquarters, $24,000 on a chauffeur for Clef, and a $100,000 payout to Jean himself to perform at a fundraising event in Monaco. Yele even once spent $30,763 to fly Lindsay Lohan on a private jet from New Jersey to Chicago for an event that only raised $66,000.
CAP-HAITIEN, Haiti The Second Senator of the North, Jean-Charles Moïse, said he will make public a list of names of government officials involved in the Clifford Brandt kidnapping network, as soon as the country has resolved the Hurricane Sandy emergency.
Senator Moïse (Nord/Inite) continued to affirm that Deputy Gracia Delva, who is close to the National Palace, was involved in trafficking of the kidnapping suspects into a secret location.
The senator said he is disgusted as he hears names of persons from challenged, popular sectors involved in the case while there is no mention of a series of persons in the government that he claims are involved.
His comments are literally a waste of cyber space.
Both mass murderers, both xenophobic racists. Great list of heroes there dweeb.
You are a caricature. You think your profanity is making your points.
It just shows your classless and haitian peasant mentality.
You can dress up a monkey in a suit , he is just a well dressed monkey. Like that monkey, haterqueen, you can't change your ignorant peasant ways by moving to Canada. You are still
The same mud eating barefoot insecure little chien you always were.
Hmmm.......
Mange la mi€rde msr.
Vous est la fille du diable et une chien.
Will find me quite fit and in fighting weight. Im in training for
When the time comes.
No one can be as ignorant as you roi des chiennes.
Will you be there?
Please do your own research on Hitler and how he turned Germany around after wwI. Read why he had to go. I was shocked when I learned the truth. Stop repeating propoganda.
Dessalines will always be a hero. You idiots continue to pine over 4,000 whites and not the millions ofblacks that were killed. Dessalines namelives on forever.
You wouldnt try to instigate hate towards the hand that is feeding and sheltering them right now. But then i have noticed ingratitude is common amongst you.
So go $#ck yourself off
From: Canada
@Trinitario809
"My
Mthr
Had too much ?"
Do I really need to answer that?
And you dare to post the benefits and nutritional values of mud....too easy.
@Trinitario809
"Makes
Me laugh
When
C....k
Suc....k€rs
Mention ( 200 ) years"
Oh,my bad!!... I meant to say 208 years..!
"Yet you claim , Dominicans to look after us really "
Wanna survey your illegal brothers in DR?
"Favorite
People
In
The world"
"@D0LF H1TL€R ( for his vision )"
This just keeps on getting funnier....AN AFRICAN NAZI.!!!???..BWAHH-HA-HA-HA-HA-AAAA...!!
"My heart belongs to Haiti ."
And YOUR A$$ to Teresita :)
"I wish , I could marry Haiti ."
You might wanna use protection and please,get about every available shot for every disease known to man before taking the plunge...we like you dude.
If DR is a third world country,then Haiti is a 9th world country!
....I'm just joking with you dude,in reality Haiti is more like 15th.
"As if it was not until the 1970s Haiti started to see real poverty ."
You haven't seen any wealth since the time when the French were whipping your a$$es to promote productivity in Haiti.
"I love President MART€££¥"
Have you seen his wife? She's as fat as your momma!
Hey,gotta go now,have to watch the NFL.
See you later.
Take a bow.
From: Canada
@Trinitario809
"First of all
DO NOT
I REPEAT
D
O
N
O
T
F........NG
SAy
To me , that you ll see m later ( keep that fant@$y to your self"
It's already later,how are you gonna stop me?
You
Said
Martelly s wife is f@t ,
Yes,she is the fattest
4.bp.blogspot.com/-VdK_BJzo8a0/T3B4TNzBTjI/AAAAAAAALdo/NUeD6wcE8Qo/s1600/photo5.jpg
Have you seen pictures of ER in her twenties and thirties ?
After having 4 beautiful children , I don't think so"
At 20 : pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Michel+Martelly+Musician+Michel+Sweet+Micky+7X_EkSIwWdTl.jpg
At 30 : wehaitians.com/martelly%20wife%20sophia.jpg
I don't know,she still looked scary and fat to me.
If I had to do pick and choose between martelly's wife and Leonel's.....?
4.bp.blogspot.com/-X7GNEP_5J0M/UHLdsyeTpNI/AAAAAAACbAY/a5S_OaQV59w/s1600/margarita_cedeno9.jpg
I think that's and easy one..
Wouldn't you too?
"What
If I were to tell you that there are indeed bl@ck n@zis"
I'd pay anything to watch you talk to Hitler about how much you admire and love him as a roll model.
How long do you think you'd last?
He,he,he,heee...
Skinh&@d are originally blacks back then"
Well,many blacks can't grow hair at all.
So if you tell me that they "rocked" the bald headed image first,then we agree 100%.
You mentioned dis&@$&$
No I think its your d0minic@n wh0...r€$ that have them all ,
including
THE BL@CK PL@GU€
Is that a fact?
You dunce,that didn't land.
Haiti ,AIDS ,CHOLERA = fact.
LOL!
You people "liberated" the AIDS virus in America.
Haitians love their "liberation" stories.
Bwwaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......
From: Canada
@Trinitario809
"A d0minican @nim@l.
That think , it's white "
I'll give you a chance to meet me personally.
Out of material.
if we are going to cite % what about the 94% of your MEN who
Sold themselves to Canadian f@&$ (hmmm.... You are in Canada ! ??? )
Back in the late 70's' and early 80's' ?
Like you even have room to talk about the failures of other nations and their nationals. Who the hell are you son of F@&&ot$ ? You wish your people would even approach the accomplishments of Puerto Ricans or the beauty of their people and their still lush island. Unlike somebody's' desert like home. The US took over your a$$e$ for 34 yrs wasn't it? Guess they couldn't help your backward a$$e$.
Petite you run your mouth like the b*tch you are. I hate to generalize Haitians by your embarrassing
And disgraceful a$$, but you yourself claimed many Haitians feel as you do. So €@t $hit and di€
You and all your ilk.
Imbecil negre, the diable saw your father later and you were the result. No wonder you are such an embarrassment.
You two need a room
If you would like we can administer the "PEREJIL" test to them so you can have proof they are Haitians. By your own constitution if one parent is Haitian so is the child.
My suggestion to these descendants is to get their Haïtien papers web with whatever documentation they have aquired in DR as proof, then come back to DR and apply for citizenship. I feel our government should speed up the process and naturalize them.
This can happen if the majority of the fugitives, er "refugees" return home. Otherwise we will have 3,000,000 more Haitian descendants looking for a nationality in 10 yrs.
How can you people do this to your own children? Our children worldwide recognize themselves as Dominicans and can get Dominican citizenship if they wished. Y'all twisted.
I don't think they are going to take on tanks with machetes and frying pans. We also have these things called jet fighters, they drop smaller things that make a lot of noise and cause much destruction .
You are a fool and you talk foolish cr@p. About the only good thing of war between us is that you will
finally have a manageable population. Imbecile.
We just want your people to go back to your side. You dont go voluntary and we will have to physically push you over the border, just as we did in 1844 and in the 1930's.
And dont forget the asswhippings of 1846, 48', 52 and 56'. Though those were exercises in stopping your invasions cold.
You had a brief moment in time when our population was unarmed and you took advantage like the scum you are. Your glory lasted just 24 yrs. We have 168 yrs stopping your rabble of undisciplined soldiers dead in their tracks. You brag of what you can do to us? I wish some idiot as yourself starts something, we would fix the population problem quick.
And to be fighters you cant be taking it up the B••ty you F*#king f@&&ot . (1980's')
You know you dumb f*ck, you are actually making me glad we had Trujillo.
too.
I have to remind myself that i despise Haitians like you, not Haitians in general. Still most of those in my country need to leave, not all but a good %.
I wish your country prospers and finally does something for the good of the people. As far as you are concerned i hope your di€k falls off.
Fu€kin& babboon.
From: Canada
@Trinitario809
"Haiti is the spreader of @ids"
Yes it is.
"I hope you do Die of @ids
You uneducated m0r0n"
No Haitian women for me,sorry.
Pití,it spells "punany"
"That word CHAROGNE is French , probably too sophisticated for you a " Dominican " with no class like most Dominicans like himself "
I got a sophisticated word for you "CHANGO"...look it up.
Nothing more sophisticated than an illegal pregnant Haitian woman and 8 of her kids,with giant flies buzzing around them,begging on an intersection in the DR.
Take it up with them by going to their online newspapers and posting your opinions.
"I
H@t&
D0minic@ns"
I pity Haitians,laugh at them and beat them if they go out of line (no joke).
And yet you get deported from those countries if setting foot illegally.
"Thank you
Chile "
I've got another word for you: "negro culiao"
That's what Chileans and Peruvians call a Haitian.
No
Friend
Of
Dominc@ns"
You're cutting deep Pití,now we're hurt.LOL!!
"The
USA
Took
Over
Our
@$$€$ for 34 years ( didn't achieve ) anything
Just like they did in Iraq "
Did not know the USA was at war with Haiti.
Ha,ha,haa..Haitians had an IMAGINARY WAR AGAINST THE US.
Pathetic.
We took
Over
Your @$5€$ for 22 years" "
22 Years and got your a$$es handed to you...several times.
You're still butt hurt after all this years.
Waaaaaaaaahhhhh...
B1tch,you got it right,not interested,if we had decided to invade you it would had been so f.king easy.
Who the hell wants to take over your latrine?
Delusional retard,I've never thought about visiting your barren land.
Not even out of curiosity.
But if I did (BIG IF),I'd make sure to wipe my feet before stepping out of your septic land.
You're crazy.
In a w@r and not cry about it ."
The Haitian army has 3 divisions:
Restavek division.
Zombie division.
Mudslinger division.
All under the command of General Houngan.
You also posses a voodoo death ray.
Oil? is that what they're calling human feces now?
"I can't wait to see the Haiti of tomorrow ."
Same Haiti of today,sorry to disappoint you.
In a w@r and not cry about it ."
Besides the voodoo ray there's other weapons in Haiti : Slingshots and mud cake catapults.
Has proven that to the world already
By beating NAP0LE0N ' s army and sent them back running"
Again,Haiti did not defeat Napoleon.He was very busy with his European war.That's why he sent 7 or 8 soldiers to Haiti and they mostly died from diseases.
You have never...and I repeat never fought Napoleon himself.
Besides,if you were so brave,how come you agreed to pay the French?
If you had any balls you would have told them to go f.ck themselves.
Such lame pu$$ies.
Lots
Of countries will be approaching us with w€@pon 0ffers , countries like Korea , China , Iran , Venezuela , Brazil Russia and others , we just have to keep the USA and Nat0 off their toes , so they don't bother us too much , but legally and as we see fit ."
Everybody will want a piece of Haiti.
You forgot to mention Darth Vader and his powerful empire.
Imagination,the strongest drug to escape reality.
You
Forget
What
You
Went tru
During 23 years ?"
Remember
02/27/1844?
03/19/1844?
03/13/1844?
03/301844?
04/13/1844?
04/15/1844?
09/17/1845?
11/27/1845?
04/19/1849?
04/21/1849?
And of course.....DRUM ROLL PLEASE....
OCTOBER 1937.....Can you say "perejil"?
I doubt it.
What are you gonna do about it b1tches????
These thugs alone , are corner f00t s0ldiers in Haiti ."
Haitian foot soldiers,more lethal than athlete's foot.
"NATO , the USA and Canada , might tell you a few Haitian tales , based on experience or France"
Horror tales about,hunger,AIDS,Cholera,rapes,etc,etc..
New Army
When
Ready
Will
Be
Modern"
As modern as in 1844.
"Haven't faced any Trade and @arms €mbarg0 yet , you are babies"
Haitians are the masters of excuses.
MWA
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
One my favorite jokes out of Haiti.
"Emperor Solouque"......Ho,ho,ho,ho...
First,What qualified Haiti to be called an Empire?
Second,do Haitians know the concept or meaning of the word "Empire"?
01) Nothing
02) As usual,they have no clue.
If Martelly were to put on a Burger King cardboard crown and proclaim himself as Emperor of Haiti,Haitians will be bragging about their "Emperor" and their "Empire" for years to come.
Delusion,the funny Haitian treat.
I can't get enough.
Haitians could not beat a country which soldiers were mostly composed by FARMERS.
If your "all mighty powerful Haitian army were unable to defeat the common folks in The DOMINICAN REPUBLIC,how do you think they will fare going up against a REAL ARMY??
We all know the answer to that :
HELP,HEEEEELP....!!! ARGGGGHHHH!!!
BIG BAD DOMINICANS ARE KILLING UUUUUUS..!!
PLEASE,COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD,TAKE PITY ON US...WE'RE JUST HAITIANS....!! OY,OY,OY,OOOOOOOY..!
-Dominican Soldier :Any last words before you die?
-Haitian : Martelly......is.....gay...??
-Dominican : He,he,he,he....You're funny...I think I like you.
I'll let you live,ok?
-Haitian : Hey,when you guys win this war,could you guys take me with you back to DR?
-Dominican : ...........Now you're pushing it.
Has Jesus ever acknowledged Haiti?
"Since I am chatting with a NEW GIRL ,
Ooh LA LA
Looks like Haiti King is falling in L0V€ "
You're chatting with a new gay guy in drag,huh?
You go girl.
Gotta go,enough peeing in your mouth for tonight.
Oh,and by the way I always skip over your posts about Haiti and go straight to your delusional rantings,they're the best!
Thank you for putting a smile on my face while allowing me to teabag you at the same time.
Good night pití.
Take a bow
How ever , i still hope your d*€k falls off haiti fistf*€ker.
Take care of me soon! Hah!
Is that like seeing me later?
No thanks i am heterosexual. Go see your drag queen boyfriends later you confused dweeb.
From: Canada
"We are living in a new millennium , by your various posts it shows that you are not only uneducated
You are a s@v@g&
You are a l0wlif&
You are l0st"
So says a Haitian...
Anybody see the irony on this?????
"Dr@g qu&&ns nowadays are very chic"
You said it,not me.
&@t
Yer
Mthr ' s
C.....nt
And don't forget that whipcr&@m"
What kind of whipped cream did you use on your fat momma's CU...?
And how many gallons did you need to cover all of that surface?
Seems like Haitiqueen forgot his password and had to come up with a new username,LOL!!
"haitianFIST".......Seriously?
More like haitianFLEA.
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaahhh..!!